#b1ueins1de

[bigidiotenergytm]

Y’know what would look good on your Ody? One of those mega milk shirts.

why would u say something so controversial yet so true

[askjacknimball]

How did you loose your arm if you don’t mind me asking?

We-ell, it’s not just the one arm…

[bigidiotenergytm]

I hope your Ody is properly compensated for being everybody’s surrogate.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'EVERYBODY'S'?"

[bigidiotenergytm]

I wonder if any of Ody’s kids got into camp halfblood?

they probably would tbh? idk the requirements but you cannot underestimate a single kid he has

yall lucky i know nothin about percy jackson or nobody would be an uncle to a lot more children

[askjacknimball]

Is that Kryptonite?

Oh, it is, it is! Shiny, glinty, green Kryptonite!

Just imagine the kind of fun I can have with this.

[askjacknimball]

Your colours have gotten brighter! Maybe it’s to match the brighter tone of Metropolis?

Things do feel a whole heck of a lot brighter around here, don't they?

Yeah, it's almost like nothing can go wrong <3 <3 <3

[askjacknimball]

You might've seen me working on it in another ask, but Magnemite's my favorite! He's such a little cutie that I made my own!

Look, he's so--

**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**

Th-that's funny, I don't remember telling anyone the location of my super-secret Metropolis hideout.

I... I'm going to go take care of that.