#b99 chat

[gra-antee]

Kevin: /gets a message/

Holt: was that the matter baby?

Kevin: what?

Holt: the matter baby

Kevin: what are you saying...

Holt: was that the matter baby?)

Kevin: What are you talking about?

Holt: The matter baby :>

Kevin: what's the matter baby?

Holt: HAHAHA-

Kevin: wha- OHHHHH HAHAHHAAAA

Holt and Kevin: /HYSTERICAL LAUGH/

Holt, laughing: YOU GOT IT?

Kevin: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU THAT HAPPY BEFORE

Holt: I HAVE NEVER

Holt: EVER GOTTEN THAT TO WORK

[everythingb99]

Jake: Pluto is like the Loki of planets, he was killed off but everyone refuses to accept it

Charles: is there even an end to your wisdom

[dracotheferretmalfoy]

Amy: *talking to Jake about how much she loves chancellery*

Jake, with his eyes lost in nothing, interrupting Amy: you know what I love?

Amy: what?

Jake: onions.

[jisungjuice]

For the HP/B99 chats... Harry and Hermione (romantic, friends, friends to lovers, whatever you feel like doing is fine :) Thanks ^^'

Hermione: Are you happy now? Broken ribs and a million broken toes weren’t enough for you?

Harry: In retrospect, they were plenty, yes. The worst part is, the Death Eater got away. 

Hermione: That’s the worst part? You could’ve died, Harry!. 

Harry: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The healer said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

Hermione:

Send me HP characters for a Brooklyn Nine-Nine chat!

[gra-antee]

After the 12th ep I've got the idea of this

Kevin: /brings the kitten to the precinct/

Kevin: Raymond, can we keep him?

Kevin: Please

Kevin: PLEASE

Kevin: Look at how cute he is.

Holt: NonononononoNO

Holt: Don't you two look at me like this!

Holt: Kevin, don't even try, this cute face won't work.

Holt: ...okay, it might work- N-no, we can't take that kitten home, Kevin!

Kevin: /SLAMS THE TABLE/ DEBATE WITH ME.

Holt: ...Kevin, you can't-

Kevin: Oh yes I can.

[jisungjuice]

Hey love, for the b99 thing, can you do it with Hermione x Padma x Anthony ? Because you know I love this ship so much ahah Thank youuu ♡

Padma: Hermione, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you gotta calm the "F train" down.

Anthony: You're going to ace this test.

Hermione: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Anthony: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Padma: Yeah that was big.

Hermione: I was really proud of you.

[jisungjuice]

Remus: I need a wolf name

Sirius: Yes!

Remus: Virginia Woolf

Sirius: ... Huh?

Remus: Well, I'm not gonna be her lame husband, Leonard.