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Allee You can send me headcanons or fic ideas, or even something to edit!

[mootwox]

doodle dumppp, click for better quality

[gra-antee]

JESUS CHRIST AHHH

[mootwox]

let them kiss okay

[gra-antee]

OH GOD SO BEAUTIFUL

[raykevin]

holt either does hella for kevin on valentines day or nothing at all theres no inbetween

[raykevin]

kevin definitely presses his cold feet and hands against raymond as he sleeps.

[gra-antee]

>> RAY IS THE BIG RADIATOR

ILY.....

[gra-antee]

Predictions for s7?

Kevin and Holt's kiss!

[mystery-deer]

You know how Holt does that thing where he signs and addresses all his texts? What if he does the same thing when texting Kevin (obviously) but he changes it to be more romantic? Like he says “Dear Jake…” and “Sincerely” but to Kevin he writes “Dearest Kevin” or “My love” 

[hitchell-mope]

Can Debbie PLEASE interact with Kevin. PLEASE. I’m literally begging

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[roachpatrol]

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

[angelsarenamederika]

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

[unrealcosima]

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

[dancinbutterfly]

Sixth, they named him after the hard cheese from Cheedar in Somerset, England due the fact there are both orange and off-white types which parallels their pet’s coloring and Kevin and Raymond both appreciate the nobility of a product which is a cornerstone of a multibillion dollar cheese industry and has a history going back to the 12th century and furthermore

[jetzv]

Seventh, Cheddar is the only type of cheese that they both love.

[dancinbutterfly]

Eighth. Cheddar was Kevin’s mother dog, she chose the name and Kevin, dutiful son that he is, took him off her hands when she developed an allergy to dog dander at 78. Can you imagine? What unbridled weakness, and at her age. You see, Santiago, this why early exposure to allergens of all types is crucial for healthy antibody development and why I made a point to have as many encounters with low-level toxins as possible before my immune system was finished developing. You know, now that you and Peralta are discussing reproducing, you should really consider

[aleksanderro2]

This entire thread reads exactly like a conversation that would happen at the precinct before being interrupted by captain holt

[mystery-deer]

Broke: Holt called Cheddar Kevin's dog because he doesn't consider Cheddar his dog

Bespoke: Holt called Cheddar Kevin's dog because he's doing that thing parents do where if a child misbehaves that child suddenly belongs to the other parent

[fenfoxs]

Kevin Cozner is a bratty bottom. You can’t change my mind.

[gra-antee]

...y E p

[zowieimyoung]

[joysmercer]

my theory:

charles and rosa are working on some wedding-related case

it gets bad enough that holt has to come in at some point

it ends with the wedding getting cancelled (maybe everyone involved gets arrested? who knows) BUT everything’s still set up for a party!!

Charles: “why would we waste all this cake??”

Jake: “Captain, you and Kevin deserve a real wedding ceremony!” * insert some dad joke here * (plus, he secretly wants cake)

cue vow-renewals

[weirdlyspecificheadcanons]

Sudden headcanon that Holt brought Kevin to a museum date and impressed Kevin with is knowledge of the stuff in the museum and Kevin went “Oh boy” with the same voice Amy has when she says “Oh mama” during the barrels museums date.

[mystery-deer]

Jake: You know I can't have sex in cars Ames.

Amy: I know I know because of your dad thing.

Gina: You've NEVER had sex in a car Jake?

Rosa: What? Oh, but you've had sex on top of a car, right?

Jake: No! Stop talking about it! Lots of people haven't had sex in cars. Charles, back me up.

Charles: -high pitched- yeaaaaah!

Jake: Even you Charles!?

Holt: Alright everyone, this is not appropriate in the workplace.

Jake: Yeah guys knock it off!

Holt:...but really Peralta, NEVER?

[mystery-deer]

Growing Pains

Martin had known that his brother was different since they were young. He was temperamental and tidy, would storm in and out the house leaving nothing in his path but rigorous neatness. The smell of disinfectant.

They weren’t very close.

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[eklixio]

last day of fanexpo!! catch me and the squad at A128 ✨

[mystery-deer]

What do you think would happen if Kevin & Holt got invited to one of Kevin’s homophobic family reunions?

I think they wouldn’t go v_vBut Kevin would rant about how much he hates them and the very THOUGHT that they’d attend!!! It’s madness Raymond. What does she think will happen? Oh I bet Aunt Lucinda will LOVE that. I can see her now, gossiping about my absence over SWEET TEA. Sickeningly sweet. 

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[gra-antee]

I hAVENT BEEN ACTIVE BUT IM CRYING OH