#ba-da-boom

[posttexasstressdisorder]

“I’ll be here all week!  Remember to tip your veal, and try the waitresses!”

We’ve entered prime territory for TrumpJoke writers.

[californiababylon]

[deathisforsissies]

My next project is a book about famous crimes and the criminals who commit them. I like to go to the pub to work. When people ask what I’m doing, I tell them I’m writing wrongs.