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Time for another crazy ass saga, the story of Baba's Ass. A Briefer: - Baba is a 4-legged white creature from the hit game Baba is You. - The Stockholm Tavern was a tavern I ran in a Minecraft server for the Baba is You discord. I sold drinks and food and did it for fun.
When I had built Stockholm, it was in more of an island off the coast, so I also got the idea to build a giant, 3-dimensional Baba near it. You could even go inside! It was a nice attraction and otherwise was harmless.
But then someone put an ass on it. I un-assed the thing and put a sign up not to do it again.
How efficient.
Naturally, this did not go well. I put it back, but since I ran this server this also prompted me to install CoreProtect on the server.
This was apparently not a deterrent either, but I had caught a guilty party: Olie.
I decided to get rid of the three dimensional Baba and replace it with a flatter version - still a Baba, but without being ass-able, right?
Wrong I was. The anger in me was affable and immature, and there were a few memes made about the situation. I tried everything I could, using command blocks just made an infinite source of white concrete blocks, but barriers seemed to have worked.
I couldn't do anything about the perpetrator at the time, Maxine, as she was the current mayor of the server (elected co-mod position).
Eventually, though, I did cave in. I made my own Baba with a ginormous ass somewhere ~100 blocks away, and being a filthy mod abuser, i made it so you could enter only through the ass and get an achievement. Which achievement, you may ask?
As someone with IBS I find this very funny.
My tavern was, uh, not the same after that. No decking it out with fancy nick-nacks could keep me from the shame that was Baba's Ginormous Ass.
At full power, who would win
"Mutated" Majoline (LocoRoco 2)
Omega Flowey (Undertale)
Ultra Instinct Shaggy
Godzilla
Kell (Riftspace)
Terence and Tony (Angry Birds)
Goobert (Hat88888888)
Baba (Baba Is You)
Dr. Edgar George Zomboss (PVZ)
2 cups vanilla extract (Tumblr)
LET THE FLOODGATES OPEN!!!!
i’ll keep this account freshly stocked with new content from ~the past six months, but screenshots from the stone age and beyond will only make their way onto the blog if they’re sent directly to me! as such, i highly encourage anyone on babacord to dm this account with their favourite screenshots from any point in the servers lifetime.
happy shitposting!!