Ahem. I said, ONE THROUGH ONE HUNDRED FIFTY FOUR YOU GOSH DERN CHEATER! <3 ;)
I am not a cheater! ...Ill do them all
1. Joey Quebec aka Joey Mueller
2. 20 yrs yung
3. 3 fears: heights, car accidents, chest pains
4. 3 things i love: meaningful storyline, video games, owls
5. 4 turn ons: good style/fashion sense, open mindedness, soft touching, booty
6. 4 turn offs: judgmental, ghetto fab/hood rat, feigning ignorance, not the booty
7. best friend: JOSH hes eating casserole next to me
8. sexual orientation: i like girls, but i appreciate the same sex, if that makes any sense
9. my best first date: all my first dates have been pretty average and ive only been on like 3 soooo
10. how tall am i: 6 foot 1 inches
11. what do i miss: things that should be left in the past. but im getting better with it, now more than ever
12. what time were i born: like 2 in the morn were the time i was born (dj record scratch)
13. favorite color: blue, red, purple
14. do i have a crush: at this point theres nobody that my heart does the bumpy bumpy for
15. favorite quote: idk, i put "i am the wisdom cube" as my senior quote
16. favorite place: my new ride, cuz its dope. 98 ford explorer yall
17. favorite food: salmon and rice or beef taquitos
18. Do i use sarcasm: do I use sarcasm, at least half of my physical being is sarcasm
19. what am i listening to right now: conan o brien in the background somewhere
20. first thing i notice in a new person: eyes, manner of speaking, if they got style with they threads
21. shoe size: 11/ 11 1/2
22. Eye color: blue-green
23. Hair color: reddish-auburn-y
24. Favourite style of clothing: Hipster or skate punk-shiek, they tend to intertwine
25. Ever done a prank call? yeah by using a soundboard made specifically for somebody elses prank call
27. Meaning behind my URL: i once was the-baker-messiah and i came back as toast-jesus to show my followers their lord is still with them
28. Favourite movie: Donnie darko, forrest gump, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
29. Favourite song: lately its been Obedear by Purity Ring
30:Favourite band: Lately its been Purity Ring or Metallica
31. How I feel right now: tired
32. Someone I love: me
33. My current relationship status: single (dont be afraid im cool)
34. My relationship with my parent: my mom rocks but my dad is a douche and im scared to grow up to be like him
35. Favourite holiday: april fools day because i made my friends believe for a split second i had cancer and my parents dont celebrate xmas anymore only for monetary reasons FUCKING AWESOME
36. Tattoos and piercing i have: none but do want.
37. Tattoos and piercing i want: septum possibly and the master sword and demises sword on my opposite forearms for example
38. The reason I joined Tumblr: my ex had me make it and i just got absorbed into it all
39. Do I and my last ex hate each other? Who even knows man. I hardly consider my last ex as an actual ex tho
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Lol no, i wouldnt mind it tho
41. Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? J-josh.... (nah)
42. When did I last hold hands? I really cant even remember
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? like 20 mins
44. Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Nah
45. Where am I right now? Joshes kitchen
46. If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? probs josh but i can always stand when im drunk lol
47. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? reasonable
48. Do I live with my Mom and Dad? mom and step dad who i never really talk to because its mad awkward 49. Am I excited for anything? DISNEYLAND TOMORROW AW YISS
50. Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? sure if i wanted to tell them everything i think theyd listen
51. How often do I wear a fake smile? not very often, i try to find the funny shit in everything
52. When was the last time I hugged someone? Last week i think
53. What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? totally happened and totally didnt care. its all contextual tho
54. Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? not really, i dont really open up to very many people, so i pick and choose who should know what about me
55. What is something I disliked about today? the laziness but im too lazy to change that
56. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Chris Pratt
57. What do I think about most? finding my soulmate, which is pretty sappy and gay
58. What’s my strangest talent? comedic timing
59. Do I have any strange phobias? the fear of not having any phobias
60. Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front of
61. What was the last lie I told? question 59
62. Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone
63. Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yeah man, but i aint scared a no ghosts
64. Do I believe in magic? in a young girls heart (yes)\
65. Do I believe in luck? oh yeah im only ROLLIN IN IT
66. What's the weather like right now? dark
67. What was the last book I've read? oyasumi pun pun
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes
69. Do I have any nicknames? fuckin joey, corndog joe, grandpa, ginger, mistake
70. What was the worst injury I've ever had? i cracked my head open in the third grade and my friend thought a teacher stapled my head
71. Do I spend money or save it? spend because im way less concerned with being worried about how much i have without being able to use it
72. Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no
73. Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? a plate
74. Favourite animal? owls
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM? watching supernatural holla
76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is? satan williamson
77. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? undercover martyn by two door cinema club
78. How can you win my heart? be sarcastic with me and tell me i look nice in my threads and talk to me about indie music and video games and play with my hair
79. What would I want to be written on my tombstone? lol im not even dead
80:What is my favorite word? lol used in a sarcastic sense
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr: 3nd-impact, jizzie-mcguire, babypreach ;3 bladdersailor, thethird-brother, and lots lots more
82. If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? much anxious, so social. wow
83. Do I have any relatives in jail? no
84. I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? TELEPORT
85. What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? this one
86. What is my current desktop picture? something black and white and arty
87. Had sex? yeah like with two people
88. Bought condoms?i bought a box of condoms with some soup once. that was it. condoms and soup
89. Gotten pregnant? yes
90. Failed a class? yeah
91. Kissed a boy? naw
92. Kissed a girl? yah
93. Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yeeee
94. Had job? more like have job
95. Left the house without my wallet? i think so
96. Bullied someone on the internet? i just said that sports were dumb and then he said he fucked my mother
97. Had sex in public? no i got too much fuckin class for that
98. Played on a sports team? no
99. Smoked weed? ay ay, ay ay
100. Did drugs? nah
101. Smoked cigarettes? i gotta look like a cool hipster douche, dont i?
102. Drank alcohol? oh yes, i love me some booze
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan? i may be a douche, but im not that pretentious
104. Been overweight? once upon a dream
105. Been underweight? i live in america, is that even possible?
106. Been to a wedding? yeah
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? only for tumblr <3
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yeah, today and everyday
109. Been outside my home country? yeah, tiajuana ese
110. Gotten my heart broken? of course
111. Been to a professional sports game? yeah unfortunately
112. Broken a bone? if the skull counts, other than that no
113. Cut myself? yeah
114. Been to prom? no
115. Been in airplane? yes\
116. Fly by helicopter? no
117. What concerts have I been to? Man Man and Megadeth/Slayer/Testament
118. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? sure
119. Learned another language? does anime count
120. Wore make up? Shelb put foundation on me last night so yeah
121. Lost my virginity before I was 18? no
122. Had oral sex? yeah
123. Dyed my hair? i didnt personally
124. Voted in a presidential election? does it really seem like i care about that kind of thing
125. Rode in an ambulance? yes
126. Had a surgery? like 3
127. Met someone famous? nope
128. Stalked someone on a social network? not really
129. Peed outside? being a man, i have indeed
130. Been fishing? yes
131. Helped with charity? not really
132. Been rejected by a crush? yeah
133. Broken a mirror? yeah a big one
134. What do I want for birthday? legend of zelda a link between worlds
135. How many kids do I want and what will be their names? i wouldnt mind 3 and i really dont know
136. Was I named after anyone? nah only jesus's fake dad
137. Do I like my handwriting? i guess....????
138. What was my favourite toy as a child? NES is more than just a toy
139. Favourite Tv Show? right now supernatural
140. Where do I want to live when older? Washington, Oregon, somewhere in Canada
141. Play any musical instrument? i play piano a little and i sing
142. One of my scars, how did I get it? i got a tummy scar from gettin my appendix done taken out
143. Favourite pizza toping? jalapenos bacon and pepperoni
144. Am I afraid of the dark? nah
145. Am I afraid of heights? obvi from how far my eyes are from the ground
146. Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? considering theres a door in my room that leads to the outside world its not like they could stop me if i had
147. Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? i dont think anybody ever hasnt experienced that
148. What I'm really bad at: staying focused
149. What my greatest achievments are: getting skinny, winning an art thing in third grade, making niggas lol on the daily
150. The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: that they'd kill me and my brother. it was awful mean considering i was 7. lol
151. What I'd do if I won in a lottery: spend it wisely after im up to date on all next gen vidya games
152. What do I like about myself: Im funny, im okay looking, im relatively at peace with myself and the things around me
153. My closest Tumblr friend: Maggie (you) or my bro hyrule-is-my-h0me
This took me like 2 hours to do all of these. one of the most trying times of my life. but i did it.