Dumbledore: Severus could you help me
Snape: yes?
Dumbledore: *lifts his robe and shows Snape his legs in backseam pantyhose*
Dumbledore: how are my seams?
Snape: *sigh* invisible under the robe as always
Snape: thank gods
Dumbledore: but are they aligned
Snape: *sigh* as always
Dumbledore: Narcissa Malfoy writes in her Weekly Style column in the Quibbler that the backseams should be always straight
Snape: does she now
Snape: we are exactly the opposite of straight, headmaster
Dumbledore: I was talking about the seams
Snape: it could probably help to legthen the legs if you wore some shoes fitting that look
Dumbledore: *looking at his worn out baby blue suede cowboy boots covered in old glitter* what’s wrong with my favourite shoesies?
Snape: *sigh*
Dumbledore: it’s the colour, isn’t it
Snape: *sigh*
Dumbledore: thanks Merlin I am not wearing my mini
Dumbledore: I mean my minirobe tonight
Snape: yeah thank Merlin
McGonagall: oooh I see I am not the only one reading Cissy’s column
Snape: you too?
McGonagall: *lifts her robe showing tights with backseam and laced purple high heeled boots*
Snape: I thought you looked taller
McGonagall: it’s the shoes, Severus
Snape: *sigh*
Snape: I know
McGonagall: you’d know it if you re-
Snape: *lifts his robe, showing the same backseam tights and shiny black high heel stiletto pumps*
Snape: I KNOW
Snape: I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION
