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[clarityandsoundwaves]

So my friend sent me an ask, which I didn't happen to get.

For the top favourite 5 songs, she sent me the letter F.

Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

Faint - Linkin Park

Far Away - Nickelback

Fairytale - Alexander Rybak

Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

And for the hell of it, I'll list the rest of my favourites that start with F.

Fallen - 30 Seconds To Mars

Fallen Angels - Black Veil Brides

Fallin' For You - Colbie Caillat

Far From Home - Vic Mignogna

Farmer's Daughter - Rodney Atkins

Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry

Fever - Adam Lambert

Fifteen - Taylor Swift

Fighter - Christina Aguilera

Fuckin' Perfect - Pink

Fireflies - Owl City

Firework - Katy Perry

First Of The Year (Equinox) - Skrillex

Fix You - Coldplay

Fixxxer - Metallica

Flesh And Bone - The Killers

Flight Of Icarus - Iron Maiden

Fly On The Wall - t.A.T.u

Follow Me Down - 30H!3

Follow Me - Big Bang

For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert

Forget It - Breaking Benjamin

Forget About Me - Escape The Fate

Forgiven - Skillet

Four In The Morning (I Can't Take Anymore) - Night Ranger

Frantic - Metallica

Freakshow (Part 1) - Nomy

Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

Fully Alive - Flyleaf

Fur Elise - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Fury Of The Storm - DragonForce

I think that's about it. ouo I have too many favorites ewe

[clarityandsoundwaves]

Bold what’s true

I am a cuddler.

I am a morning person. 

I am an only child.

I am currently in my pyjamas.

I am currently pregnant.

I am left handed.

l am right handed.

I am ambidextrous.

I am a little shy around another gender.

I bite my nails. 

I can be paranoid at times.

I enjoy country music.

I enjoy smoothies. 

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I have a car.

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a hidden talent.

I have a pet.

I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person. (But for once I didn't. <3)

I have all my grandparents. 

I have been to another country.

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have caller I.D. on my phone.

I have bathed someone.

I have changed a diaper.

I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have had major/minor surgery.

I have had my hair cut within the last week.

I have mood swings.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I like the taste of blood. 

I love Michael Jackson.

I love sleeping.

I love to shop.

I own 100 CDs or more.

I own and use a library card.

I read books for pleasure in my spare time. 

I sleep a lot during the day.

I watch soap operas on a regular basis.

I work at a job that I enjoy.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I am wearing socks.

I am tired.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. 

I have/had:

Finished college.

Smoked cigarettes. 

Ridden every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a concert.

Helped someone.

Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.

Been broken up with.

Taken a college level course. 

Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself. 

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced.

Cried yourself to sleep. 

Spent over $200 in one day.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school.

Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library. 

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Attempted suicide.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches. 

Taken a taxi.

Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. 

Had a hamster.

Dyed your hair.

Had something pierced. 

Gotten straight A’s.

Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown

Medium brown

Dark brown 

Blonde

Black

Dirty blonde 

Strawberry blonde

Multicoloured

Red

My eyes are:

Brown

Dark Brown

Blue

Green

Hazel

Light brown

A combination of things

Ice Blue

Grey

People sometimes label me as:

Slut

Girly

Ugly

Nerd

Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects

Slimy things

Dying

Doctor/Dentist appointments

Hospitals 

Needles

Diseases

Being alone in the dark

Heights

Small spaces

Oceans/large bodies of water

Holes

Large animals

Small animals

Open spaces

Lightning

Tornadoes

I have:

A friend with benefits

A computer in my room

A television in my room

Good grades

My own car 

Married parents

[clarityandsoundwaves]

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CG: YOU INSIGNIFICANT NOOKCRUNCHING VAPID DOUCHESACK

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CG: PROBABLY DAVE. OR GAMZEE. OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER OTHER SICKASS CRETINOUS SHITFUCK THAT YOU KNOW.

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CG: YOU'RE PREGNANT

CG: WITH A STUFFED SCALEMATE?

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CG: THIS IS FUCKINGP

CG: ERIDAN. NO.

CG: GET OUT.

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CA: did the clowwn givve you a cream pie

GC: W3LL TH3N

GC: 1M JUST...

GC: FUCK

CG: ERIDAN, YOU FUCKING POINTLESS-ASS BULGESTENCH. NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU TO MARCH YOUR SORRY-ASS EXCUSE OF A GRUBSAUCE-CONTAINING SACK OF TROLL FLESH INTO THIS ROOM.

GC: ...

CG: (( i'm dyign ))

CA: wwell so-RRY kar. just heard about this recent devvelopment

CA: ((Okay, okay. I'm the Kar's boyfriend and I had to seize the opportunity. I'm so sorry xD))

GC: ((HOW 3V3N...))

CG: RECENT DEVELOPMENT MY ASS.

GC: ((LM4O OK F1N3 BY M3333

CG: IT'S A FUCKING SCALEMATE, YOU DOUCHECACTUS.

GC: GOD WH4T TH3 FUCK 3V3N

CG: (( AM I GOOD ENOUGH YET ))

GC: 1 G1V3 UP ROL3PL4Y1NG FOR L1F3!!!

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I'm the Karkat. EHEHEHE. Bacon is the Eridan.