#baconeatsyou

[toastedhunny]

** in a mood**

I fucking work too much to "GeT tO knW SOmeONE"

How about... Idk... Say the truth?

"BEst FoOt fOrwArd"

Nope noope no sir! Noo no! - HAVE NO LESS THAN 5 SHOTS BEFORE APPROACHING THIS AREA! (Small voice- beer is an acceptable chaser)

FIRST DATE SHOULD BE TRUTH BOMBS!

And and and.... What names do you have for your PERSONAL demons?

[toastedhunny]

Sex is fun, but have you tried being a pleasure dom‽

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

baconeatsyou replied to your post: do you ever just really wish you had s...

on a realer note, i feel yah, it takes way too long before any of this dating shit works out, but if the majority of the population is to be believed it does, eventually, work out

...that is a very solid point friend, thank you. 

[paperzombie]

baconeatsyou replied to your post:I wanna get this summer internship, but I’m not...

its better yah send in something sucky then nothin at all

Yeah, I keep telling myself that cause I don't wanna end up regretting not trying at all.

[flightlesscas]

baconeatsyou replied to your post:Happy new year! Hope you all get some lovely new...

Ahhhhh its so unreasonably cute!!!!!!!! :3

thank you!!!! uwu

[say-no-to-superwholock]

baconeatsyou replied to your post: anonymous asked:Are you one of th...

Yah know i hate to ask but seeing as people are dying, do you know who is?

your guess is as good as mine.

-Ruth

[luciferlives616]

Me studing French: Okay. Um. How do you pronounce those words again? Oh, screw it! Il est bien trop fort, j'ai lutté en vain. Libérée, délivrée. C'est décidé je m'en vias! J'ai lasse, mon enfance en été. Perdue dans l'hiver.

[mushiemadarame]

baconeatsyou reblogged your photo:LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!

The follow was instant

whaaat?? whyyy??? but thank you!!!!! :D:D:D