This is my stop, got to get off.

I walk into the club like. Hey what's up? I'm the devil, better run.

[luciferlives616]

EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave

Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate

Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull

Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you

Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.

Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month

Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong

Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck

Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident

Leo Reality: Emo lion

Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized

Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns

Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair

Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone

Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer

Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions

Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic

Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life

Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious

Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love

Aquarius Expectation: God

Aquarius Reality: Still God

Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!

Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty

[fatherofthebride]

IF I MAKE A TYPO IN A TEXT POST PLEASE FIX IT WHEN YOU REBLOG IT THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ACTUAL LEGAL WRITTEN PERMISSION

[feredir]

Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human.

[aragosaurus]

Mxcleod army, join today.

(I fixed my mistake)

mxcleod  mxcleod mxcleod

[macleod]

omg

[roaringstream]

Eh, why not. The dude’s so chill we probly won’t even have to fight anyone.

[macleod]

I like how this guy thinks.

[bassiter]

if and when lucifer comes back in season 10, i really hope at some point dean or cas refers to the general assumption that lucifer tortured sam in hell and then lucifer is just

"what??? um no why the fuck do you think i would i torture sam, you heard me say i would never hurt him"

"well uh you’re satan and—"

"ARE YOU ACTUALLY PULLING THE SATAN CARD DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT I TRIED TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE AND I LET SAM JUMP US INTO THE CAGE HOLY SHIT DEAN"

[bassiter]

*crosses my fingers for the only good thing that could possibly come out of season 11*

[euclase]

Gabriel, drawn in PS

[medievaldean]

Yo who is single on this damn website

Everyone always seems taken

[hypahticklish]

Since Supernatural is moving to Wednesday's, I will be fucking furious if April 1st is NOT the return of the Trickster!

[padaleckiackles-deactivated2013]

[whatladybird]

#it’s like Castiel just kissed Dean #Dean isn’t really sure what to make of it other than ‘wow that actually wasn’t horrible’ #and Castiel is like aw yiss I’ve been planning that for fucking ever #I got moves #I just kissed the Righteous Man #look at me now dad

[oreliel-from-valinor-main]

LOOK AT ME NOW DAD

[trickztr-deactivated20220912]

that’s how you rebel

luci, take notes.

[mishasminions]

LUCI, TAKE NOTES

[conspiracryptid]

ok but if destiel does become canon they have to do a scene where they meet a homophobe and they tell them that they’ll go to hell for it. can you just imagine

[feelingthefeelss-deactivated201]

dean would just be like dude I know three different escape routes and ive practically dated the king. Thats hardly a problem

[luciferlives616]

and Cas would go Angel of the Lord on their ass. Like "My Father does not judge people on their sexual orientation, a practice you would be wise to consider."  and then the homophobe would be all "Your father's a sinner." and Dean would burst out laughing, and Cas would say "I don't understand. My Father is the Lord you claim to worship." "Excuse me?" "I am an angel you ass."

[menphobic-deactivated20161021]

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[tackyobama]

IM SCREAMING

[phanstoria]

jesus christ

[justcommonwriter]

Just a little poll

For Supernatural

Who do you think will be Dean’s Colette?

REBLOG THIS for Cas

(Click here for Himself)

(Click here for Sam)

[luciferlives616]

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Balthazar and I'll be singing My Heart Will Go On by Celene Dion.

[zuckerwattetraum]

[boxofpigeons]

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

[thesundanceghost]

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

[not-persephone]

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

[sin-sational-deactivated2014052]

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

[lydzdoodles]

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

[almaasi]

You asked in one of your tags when Dean checked out a guy in 10x13. He checked out the (what I am asumming was a) CSI guy that was leaving the bedroom crime scene just after he and Sam walked in.

/goes to check

OH HE DOES.

I didn’t really grab it all with the caps, but he sees the guy’s face and pays it an inordinate amount of attention, gives him an up-down look, looks away, looks back immediately and checks the guy’s crotch. he looks back to the lady, then turns around to glance at the forensics guy’s ass as he’s walking out. then he acts nonchalant.

I’m so surprised I didn’t see this before, I watch every episode with my bi!Dean goggles on full alert!

[gruntsandpoetry]

Okay so this gets even better when you realize this

is pretty much the same as this

love that bisexual

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[thebalunatic-deactivated2017020]

The Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg

[fletchingarrows]

that death looks so happy about his flowers :)

[thebloggerknownasgeeknip]

THE BLUEBELLS ARE BLOSSOMING NICELY