#baconlube

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Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Even During Sex

    We all love Bacon as much as we love Sex..But are you willing to try the bacon-flavoured condom? And of course, a bacon-flavoured condom is much better paired with a massage oil and personal lubricant that has a hint of — AGAIN,  — BACON.. But before you begin the hot-smacking, intimate smooching session with your lovie-dovie, start first by brushing your teeth using this baconized toothpaste

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So, this exists.