#bad!!!

[softwaring]

when ur partner offers help but fucks it up it’s soooo hard to control urself. i should have just done it myself!!

[prismaryne]

reporting for my daily 20 rewatches of this trailer to see ash like im an employee clocking in for work

[humandisastersquad]

mmHFJKSDB im watching the radiation house live action show and they fuckign. had a moment where they were essentially filming the patient from the POV of the x-ray tube inside the CT so he was rotating onscreen like a rotisserie chicken im Howling

[otterpuppss]

bad baby beans

[amygdalae]

the premise of mass effect 2 scares the shit out of me it’s like “hey shepard we’re the creepy human nationalist group, cerberus. your only previous exposure to us was our evil unethical experiments. anyways youve been dead for 2 years but we brought you back and are the only ones who can help you so we basically own you now. almost all of your friends are gone. anyways we know everything about you so heres a framed picture of the person you love on your desk to remind you how alone you are.” :)

[kiseiakhun]

You know, I bet if I tried hard enough I could make an argument for Kyle being older than Hal

I Don't Like This

[wanderingcas]

me, applying for a new social security card: ok so can i provide my old social security card as proof of my original name?

the u.s. government: no. you need to provide a driver’s license or passport.

me: but i need my driver’s license to drive and my passport is expired because i haven’t had reason to travel because of COVID. so why can’t i use my social security card that YOU issued and is a valid government document

the u.s. government: because you can’t

me:

me:

me: i’d like to apply to not be an american anymore please