#bad accent

[girlontheclouds]

this french accent that “marie antoinette” has is absolutely atrocious im losing my mind lmao

[goldenglitterstuff]

THIS le link for the links page, so Enjoy!!!

As Fresh began putting on the Janitor outfit, Dream began to explain the plan.

Dream: "Alright, so, here's the plan. Ink is going to create a distraction so you can get in without interrogation, Blue is staying here to let us know if anything goes wrong, and Ill get in through the back." He says in a shushed tone.

Fresh: "M-kay, and wut do I do?" He asks, tilting his head.

Blue: "Just walk in and act casual, and try not to talk too much, okay?"

Fresh: "Why not?" He asks, directing his attention to Blue.

Blue: "Well, janitors are usually depressed about being janitors, and you're basically incapable of acting that way, so yeah."

Fresh: He shrugs. "Fair enough."

Just then, Ink noticed Horror walking toward them, having had noticed voices, and taps Dream on the shoulder.

Ink: "Guys, we got a problem."

The rest of them notice and start panicking a little, before Fresh, out of nowhere, pulls out a huge colorful sack and stuffs them in, closing the sack and throwing it over his shoulder and looking at Horror face-to-face.

Fresh: He talks in a fake, deep janitor voice with a horrible italian accent. "Ey, Imma here for the-a janitor-a job-a."

Horror: He squints at Fresh awkwardly, before seemibg to trust him. "Oh, well, I'll go ahead and get you in the warehouse thing then. What's in the sack?" He asks, tilting his head.

Fresh: He shrugs. "Just-a me mama's spaghetti from home, nothing-a too sussy."

Horror nods, seemingly respecting the presence of the sack.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

The only thing I've been able to think about for the past couple days is Dr. Oz, as Jeopardy host, saying "Signore Pazzi, I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wife." in a truly terrible Italian accent.

He was badly quoting Hannibal Lecter, so I did this badly:

[prose-for-hire]

While we are on the subject of accents. Allegedly the decision for Kendra to have an accent was last minute and uh that was a bad call

Yeah I’ve heard this !! It wasn’t good at all

Kendra deserved better !!

[acerotiburon]

Rest assured my colossalcon cosplay comes with a bad accent

[silveragelovechild]

Robert Downey Jr’s first big movie since “Endgame” isn’t feeling the movie from critics - a 12% early score from Rottentomatoes (based on 59 reviews). I don’t think it will change substantially. Downey’s “English” accent in the trailers sounded awful.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dolittle/

[weaverofdreaming]

[kidiotequea]

My typical inner dialog after every pour. Anyone find ruthless self critique the best way to improve?