Aliens (1986): Drama about two strangers struggling with parenthood after taking in an orphan girl
The Terminator: Romantic drama about a short-lived relationship between a waitress and a soldier
It Follows: A high-budget PSA about sexually-transmitted diseases
A Walk to Remember: A terminally-ill high school student is told that she has to spend time with a douchebag who nearly got one of his classmates killed
Mad Max Fury Road: A bunch of people waste gallons of gasoline in a world where gas is apparently scarce
Leon the Professional: A lonely hitman is sexually attracted to an underaged girl and decides to take her in to keep her away from the police who are looking for her
Wonder Woman 1984: A ghost takes control of some random guy's body without his consent and proceeds to use the guy's body so that he could have sex with his girlfriend
Hot Fuzz: The police abuses their authority in order to hunt down an imaginary criminal
Hard Candy: A psychotic girl ruins the life of some random guy by pretending to castrate him and forcing him to commit suicide
Thor: A prince attempts to commit genocide and is later forgiven after spending time with some random civilians
Signs (2002): A bunch of farmers defeat a highly-advanced alien race with wooden doors and glasses of water
Inglourious Basterds: A movie about Jewish-American soliders in which the main soldier is not actually Jewish
The Last Jedi: A nephew is attacked by his uncle and decides that he should become a mass-murdering space Nazi in response
Idle Hands: A stoner is forced to murder his two best friends and quickly gets over the trauma by having sex with Jessica Alba literally a few minutes later
