I've always had poor spatial awareness, weak grip strength, and bad reflexes. I have a bad habit of swatting/slapping things when I'm trying to catch them/pick them up. I just foolishly fumbled the lid to a Chapstick tube, attempted to catch it, and instead, slapped it hard as fuck in mid-air like I was hitting a volleyball at the Olympics. I heard it ricochet off of at least three things in my bedroom. This is not the first time this exact scenario has happened. I did it in a crowded lecture hall once and launched it like twelve rows back and hit some poor dude square between the eyes.














