#bad sci-fi

[vigilantsycamore]

I’m still mad about that one sci-fi movie I watched years ago that expected me to believe that

1. Martians evolved, developed an advanced civilisation, and were wiped out by a planetoid impact, all before life on Earth developed. That means they probably did all that in one-eighth of the time it took us to get to the same point, if not even faster

2. Martians seeded Earth “before the continents separated” with life. The fuck does that mean? Pangaea!>>!??!?!? THERE WAS ALREADY LIFE THERE

3. This seeding led to the evolution of all Earth life, including dinosaurs and humans, and Martians are genetically identical to humans. As in “their DNA is closer to ours than that of a chimp,” something which is literally a plot point in the movie

I don’t remember what that movie was called but if I did I would be genuinely tempted to pay someone to review this mind-boggling mess

[mysterious-belle]

To all patrons signing up for the "swallow, don't spit" service-

The bare minimum requirement to be carrying no human diseases in a state currently that renders you infectious to other humans or cross species, is the bare minimum requirement.

Understand, that if you our talents are not only more than able to refuse or postpone gold deck services- regardless of active VIP status.

But that mockery is a reasonable and protected response for not drinking water.

To finish these announcements, I would like to additionally remind all patrons to refrain from over exciting Reality-7223-7p hell hounds. They may be humanoid in form, but they are only domesticated, and their more violent instincts can still be triggered under specific circumstances. And you will not be compensated by the House for loss of life or limb upon such a scenario.

Thank you, that is all.

[sciencefiction-and-comics]

Dimension 5 (1966) - a bad Jeffrey Hunter film

[sepiagoddess]

badly written sci-fi psychic, episode/part/novel/etc #1: I see... a man, in darkness...

unrevealed turncoat, testing the waters: can you tell us more?

BWSFP: no... my visions are blurry, dreamlike, ethereal... mere suggestions... whispers...

BWSFP, episode 50: *grabs knife out of midair that was flying at them from behind* tch, like I wouldn't see THAT coming. did you hmm... perhaps... FORGET SOMETHING, dude?!

newly revealed turncoat: bu-

BWSFP, episode 100: the base is at [precise latitude/longitude], it's the [exact physical description], [turncoat] is going to be there from 3:13 - 6:45 PM today, wearing [outfit], they had McDonald's for lunch, they're thinking about how to get Waterloo by ABBA out of their head, and they're going to be in the toilet at 4:23 PM

turncoat: man fuck this

[killerweasel]

Hell Comes to Frogtown trailer featuring Roddy Piper

The 80s were a magical time.

I think it would be worth the $5 I’d spend on Amazon to buy this.

[your-pup]

[sleepwalkingwerewolves]

Are you a fan of corny cult classic movies such as 'THE ROOM" or the "TROLLS" series? Check out this spoof of "JAWS" where a town is terrorized by a killer tree

[wtfbadsciencefictioncovers]

diy-did-i: 

"Will you stop staring at the captain's ass, fishboy?!"

"I'm not, ya' furball, I'm just trying to work out how she's steering the boat using a sword!"

"Look, just accept it doesn't make any sense (the sword, her being naked to decrease our wind resistance, ANY of it), and stare vacantly into the distance like me."

Buy it here (from image) or here