Oct 28, 2018
internet of shit but wizards
your candles are part of a botnet, your spellbook keeps showing you dick ads, your familiar's figured out how to order stuff with your crystal ball, and one of your magic doorways is sealed shut because the enchanter who made it got pissed at you and remotely locked it down
at least you got this free cauldron when your neighbor threw it out the window of their wizard tower to "own the witches"
also you're looking for a new wand since your current one's turned into an inert stick and you can't even remember what you were going to use its 500 or whatever PSI of pressure feature on.
i feel that the current oglaf ties into this pretty well too