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i really love seeing badassbowman on my dash. her posts always make me laugh, and i love how she plays bard. the mun is super, super sweet as well <3

badassbowman replied to your post “What do you think Bard will do / how he would ask a woman to marry...”

someone write this

I plan to, with that OC I mentioned for Bard :3

badassbowman replied to your post:You would think Smaug would have tried to cover...

he slept he was sleepy

WAS HE REALLY - THAT - SLEEPY....

Lazy ass!! HOW HARD IS IT ON UR BIG FAT BODY TO TAKE OVER A MOUNTAIN!?!

Too hard apparently....

"Man guys - I just-- wow I just -- I won't melt that spot or something to cover it over with gold, once it's hot -- Nahhh -i'll justpassoutnow..."

KO'D!!

REMEMBER THAT DAY WE ALL RPED AS OUR DOGS.

bard and walnuts

send me a ship

Who cooks: walnuts

Who does the laundry and other chores: walnuts

How many children do they have: 6482637293816493754028774535480

Who’s more dominate: walnuts

Favorite nonsexual activity: collecting more walnuts

Their favorite place to be together: a barrel of walnuts

Any traditions: eating walnuts

Their “song”: The Walnut Song

What they do for each other on holidays: eat each other

Where did they go for their honeymoon: the walnut factory

Where did they first meet: at a walnut tree

Any pets: tiny baby walnuts

What do they fight over: who’s walnuts are bigger

Do they go on vacations, if so where: no. they stay at home and enjoy each other’s walnut-ness

badassbowman replied to your post:

-groans- leave me be, -then chuckles and grabs her leg and pulls her down with him and cuddles and nuzzles-

{ laughs a little and nuzzles him back }

Hard to leave you be when you have me locked in your embrace

you like bunnies

just a lil’ bit

(ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

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