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D'ya hear about the baby? I bet it's gonna be like Jack-Jack from the Incredibles. Settin' shit on fire more than we do.

Well from all the noise I’m pretty sure I did. Though we don’t even know if it’s a mutant or not till they grow up and such. Hell if not it could end up being like their mom I guess. 

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I have sent you not only baby gators, but baby gators eating small steaks. You choose for whoever and how many I don't care.))

That is the best thing for that is some good shit right there. 

I rolled a 4, 4, and 3!

Kane

1-  He has tried more that once to dress up all the Legion’s animals as the eeveelutions during Halloween. 

2- Kane has tried to see how many hairties he could fit in his hair. The number he reached was 36. 

3- During the invasion of giant spiders one still remains as it has not gone back to its normal size. It now resides under Kane’s bed. 

4- His sword collection fills up three closets. 

Vogal

 1- When she is pissy and doesn’t feel like sparring with someone for once, Vogal locks herself in her room and watches Mean girls till she calms. 

2- Vogal is a slut for Doritos

3- She can survive any movie without crying even if it purposely tries to, but once Marley & Me starts playing she’s a mess. 

4- She’s ran a quarter of a mile on top speed to chase an ice cream truck once. 

Tercia

 1- She’s a slut for 300 [The movie]

2-  Tercia has read many books new and old. Her favorite ones are from the Game of Thrones Series. 

3-  Gudrun has asked for her help in the puppy heist. She almost said yes. 

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Please tell me you didn't steal someone's dog. (Without me)

Now why would I do that? If you’re suspecting me because of Gudrun’s plan for that shelter heist then you got the wrong guy.

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badassgermanic said: BURN

A spider just sprouted thousands of other demon spawns. They need to burn.

Wanna help?