#badger simulator

[octoberspirit]

Okay, so the first time I watched jacksepticeye play the badger simulator, I stopped watching around where the bird showed up, because I was afraid he was gonna lose one of the baby badgers and I’d be emotionally compromised.

Then today I was hanging out with a friend and it autoplayed, so I finally saw the end of the video, and now she thinks I’m goddamn insane because I cannot stop gasping out this maniacal, high-pitched laughter.

The timing, jesus balls. I am crying. 

[mishphobic]

I don't know if I want Phil to make anymore Badger Simulator videos because on one hand ITS AWESOME OMG but on the other hand in level one he lost one badger and in level two he lost two badgers so I'm pretty sure all 3 badgers are going to die in level 3 and I'm not sure my heart can handle it

[cactusinmyheart]

okay but about phil in the badger video

'i feel like we should name our little troop, i reckon the mother is belinda... and the babies... um... billy... bobby... brenda... barry... and.... THOR.'

someone stop him he's too much.

[flashbangband]

Gimme Shelter: Herd cubs in this premier badger simulator | TechHive

Might and Delight’s Shelter is a sublime badger-herding experience.

A Badger simulation game, which we fully expect to shatter all records. I plan to buy it s̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶ eight times.