Hp drabble from the shower
"And where would you look to find a Bezoar if i asked, Mr Potter?" Snape drawled.
"Oh, i wouldn't need to look Professor, i keep two on me at all times." Harry answered, holding them up. "But if i was looking, I'd check the pockets of the Slytherins first, I mean it is the house of poisoning your enemies. But then I'd check your potion cupboards. If there weren't any there, I'd make sure a complaint is filed with the Board of Governors, then I'd run to Hogsmead."
"Five points for your lip Mr Potter, but why Hogsmead?"
"Oh because of the Headmaster's brother of course." Harry answered smugly.
"Please elucidate for the class what you mean, Mr Potter."
"Didn't you know professor, the ministry of magic ordered all of his goats destroyed. Large herd, he must have oodles of them. Illegal change on the goats, you know."
"And how would you know of this?"
"Professor, when a man leaves you in the care of people who spend every day of your life trying to physically beat the magic out of your blood, when you get sent to muggle child protective services because you show up to school with two much blood of your own blood on you, but when you go back for a follow up, no one remembers you anymore, and when the first time a mediwitch checked your body she started crying because of all the bones she was going to have to re-break so they could heal right," Harry now standing, slowly get louder" Then you can critique my hobby of getting curious. Getting curious and deciding to find out everything I can about people that seem to wish me harm. After all, the honey badger eats poisonous snakes for fun, and lions run when they see one. I just need to remind everyone why!" Harry ended at a yell, breathing hard. Sitting, and suddenly switching to a calm voice, the change jarring "After all, Honey Badgers will even fight elephants, and the fight only ends when the elephant runs or dies"