Ding Dong Pons
Okay what IF... There were tampons that 'dinged' when they needed to be changed? *Le Commercial* In a science classroom: Teacher: "Blah blah protons blah blah circulatory system" *two dings in a row* Overly bright blonde girl with one of those thick plastic headbands : "Whos my Ding dong Pon Twinzie?!?!?!" Seemingly similar brunette girl with matching headband stands: "Me!!! Omg I didnt know you used Ding Dong Pons!" Then the blonde girl pulls out a box of the Ding Dong Pons and they laugh and smile and stare at the box adoringly when all of sudden you hear a faint ding and the whole class turns to see the teacher who is now holding a box of the Ding dong pons and she says : "I use Ding Dong Pons too gals!" ;) Then all the children gather around the Ding Dong Pong boxes and sing Kumbai to the dinging of Ding Dong Pons