Brody: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Me: Hmmm... I dunno, why?
Brody: Because his friends tried crossing and got hit by a car and died. Then the chicken had to eat them.
Me: ...

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Brody: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Me: Hmmm... I dunno, why?
Brody: Because his friends tried crossing and got hit by a car and died. Then the chicken had to eat them.
Me: ...
i'm just going to reblog those jokes forever children give me hope.