#badly shitposting

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RIP Jax, she came in, served cunt, and died

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...Anyway, all that other stuff being said

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Carol's a MILF and the hate sex must be amazing.

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> when you fumble a 12/10 baddie so hard you instantly go through all 5 stages of grief at once and decide crashing out is now a valid career choice

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I feel so fuckin old now

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I hit Rank 5 in The Quills last night and I’m still sitting on a massive pile of sentient cores. That can only mean one thing........