#badlydrawnilluso

[poorlydrawnpetshop-blog]

12 and 28?

[A thing that most people don’t know about me:I have actually been to Egypt! Cairo and a cruise down the Nile. I want to go back since that was over 10 years ago.]

[A song that I listen when I am feeling sorry for myself: To be honest I don’t listen to music when I am feeling sad hahah but if I had to pick out something it would be either the Fright Night OST or the Underworld OST.]

[poorlydrawnpetshop-blog]

☭ x local cockatoo fights falcon, more at 11

[Oh my god why did I do this. Im sorry I havent gotten to this part yet so I have no clue who Illuso is. Sorry!! I am shameful]

Battle Intro: {And who might you be….dont you underestimate me.}Victory: {No one gets past I, Petshop!}Half HP: {How dare you!?}Low HP: {This is impossible! KREEEE!!}Defeat: {I, Petshop, was defeated!?}Death: {IThis is…..the end..}Assist: {Kuuu….if I must help you….I will.}Taunt: {Come at me, human!KAW!}Reacting to Taunt: {Hah! You think that fazes me!? I am Petshop!}Flee: {….this is a foolish endeavor..}Reacting to Flee: {Running away? You cannot hide from me!KrAWW!}Tie: {….really…..a tie?}Perfect Victory: {No one gets past I, Petshop! You were fated to die from the moment we met!}Low HP Victory: {Damn…..I need to recuperate.} Finishing Move: {KRREEEEEEE KAAAWW!!!!}

[badlydrawn-abbacchio-blog]

but not thanks to you

[badlydrawn-narancia]

[There's a knock at the door. When answered, it turns out to be Illuso, carrying a bag of varied chocolate flavors and brands. He smiles, very honestly.] Hey, Narancia! Do you mind if I come in for a quick visit?

HELL YEAH YA CAN COME IN, S’LONG AS YA GIMME THAT!

[poorlydrawnwhitealbum-blog]

... Hello. You're... not familiar. Mind me asking why you're in our home?

Oh..? My apologies.

I was sent here to investigate the spike of elemental energy which left this residence frozen. You wouldn’t happen to know who’s responsible, would you... Uh, sorry, I don’t think I asked for your name yet.

[badlydrawn-narancia]

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Battle Intro: “Eh? You’re askin’ me t’kick yer ass? Don’t think ya can beat me or I’m gonna hold back or nothin’, jus’ ‘cos we’re friendly, alright?! I’ll fuckin’ kill ya if ya do that! HAHAH!”Victory: “Huh, that was pretty fun; let’s go again. I think I still got some’a that medical shit if y’need it...”Half HP: “S’that all ya’ve got?! Y’better not be holdin’ back or nothin’!”Low HP: “Y-you’re actually takin’ this pretty seriously. Y’aren’t gonna... n-nah.”Defeat: “Ah man, I thought you wanted to get beat up here, not the other way round... Y’wanna go again?”Death: “G-guess that truce was all just bullshit, huh? Ya-- ya got me good there; s’reeeaaal funny, eheheheh... Hope you an’ your shitty-ass f-friends got a good laugh outta it. Can’t believe I-I’m so fuckin’ s-stupid stupid STUPID-- I LET YA-- ... Wh-whatever, it doesn’t matter. I just know won’t make that mistake again when I see you in hell.”Assist: “Damn, y’sure do need my help a lot; y’better pay me back some time.”Taunt: “Y’wanna cracker for that trick, birdy? UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”Reacting to Taunt: “What sorta weak-ass threat was that? Take that stick outta yer ass an’ try again.”Flee: “I’d better duck out, in case y’actually are tryin’a-- What’re ya thinkin’?! G-geez, he wouldn’t...”Reacting to Flee: “O-OI! D’ya wanna fight or not?! S’not like it was seriously serious or nothin’...”Tie: “Well that’s borin’ - we definitely gotta keep goin’ ‘til one of us wins... An’ loser’s gotta buy lunch, by the way.”Perfect Victory: “HAHAHA, WAS THAT REALLY ALL YA G-- H-huh...? You alright? Ya-- y’really didn’t wanna hurt me there... I told ya not t’hold back-- Shit, I didn’t literally mean I’d kill ya when I said that, I jus’-- ... G-godamnit, not again...”Low HP Victory: “Fuckin’-- that was real good; y’sure ya weren’t secretly tryin’a kill me there...? Wh-whatever, ignore what I said; let’s just somethin’ to eat, this’s made me hungry. Y’alright too?”Finishing Move: “HAH, I GOTCHA! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! VOLARE VIA!”

[badlydrawndeath-13]

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Battle Intro: Lali-ho~ The house of mirrors is closing down foreverVictory: Lali-ho~!Half HP: That’s it! I’m not going easy on you anymore!Low HP: Y-you sure know how to swing those shards around huh?Defeat: This was a mistake...Death: I-I shouldn’t have underestimated you huh?Assist: Lali-ho~ Let’s show them the house of mirrors, they’ll enjoy it~Taunt: Lali-ho~ Do you ever wonder well how virus and ice mix~? *creates an image of Purple Haze & Ghiaccio*Reacting to Taunt: You better watch what you say! Flee: I’ll get you when you enter my territory!Reacting to Flee: Yeah! Run back into the mirror you coward!Tie: I admit you’re smarter than you look and I can respect that, but next time will be differentPerfect Victory: Lali-ho~ Guess you’ll never get to enjoy your dream dateLow HP Victory: M-maybe I should stick to the dream world...Finishing Move: Lali-ho~ goodnight, you’ll never see day again

[badlydrawnguccijolyne]

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Battle Intro: Why is my reflection so weird…?Victory: Can you tell me if these colors work with my eyes?Half HP: I thought that the mirror world didn’t exist!Low HP: This can’t be real right? I couldn’t’ve been pulled into an alternate dimension, right?!Defeat: Fine. You win. Now can you take me back?Death: H-How am I supposed to get back…?Assist: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?Taunt: You’re only an imitation, an imperfect reflection of real lifeReacting to Taunt: My confidence is shattered…Flee: Now how do I leave… //wanders around//Reacting to Flee: Wait come back! I need help!!Tie: I guess its not easy to break glass.Perfect Victory: You’ve got 7 years of bad luck coming your way buddyLow HP Victory: I hope the shards didn’t cut my jacket…Finishing Move: How deep can I go? BALLS DEEP

FIGHT ME meme