Feb 13, 2022
@baddestdangerboy
“This is Judge Grimm! Real people—in real cases—in real conflict! He’s a real judge with over thousands of years of courtroom experience!”
The audience claps and applauds, such excitement floats about the room!
“Aha! I am the great Judge Grimm, and this our grand assistant, Badou Nails! We have quite a case for you all today!”
He’s pretty sure he was never a judge, but whatever. He eyes the plaintiff and defendant, then looking over some quick notes.
“So, apparently this argument started over... tupperware?”
“Yes, I ran into her bedroom and she threw her blanket off violently, then I followed her into the kitchen! Then she threw all of her tupperware at me, all at once out of her cabinet!”