This is what room for rent duzzn't mean...
lounge around every room of the house and have a cloud of mess like "Pigpen" from Peanuts follow you
complain to me after I come home from work that you can't find the remote (yes, I hid it... I wanted a clean living room when I came home)PS... don't complain when you don't pay for cable
Mess up the kitchen EVErYDaY
eat my food... please do! I bought it just to look at
Invite yourself to watch a hockey game with me only to exclaim "Wow , they're moving fast!" eeeevery 30 seconds.
Run to the door everytime I order pizza , only to ask "Oh, did you order pizza?It smells soooooo good". You're still not getting a slice.
smoke pot in the house so my parents/boss/co-workers can come over to lift their eyebrows at me and my smelly house...
Steal and lose all 4 of my umbrellas so I can walk in the rain... it's VANCOUVER, so I kind of noticed.
Invite yourself to sit with me and visiting buddies only to talk about a effing FROG IN Oregon that you can MILK and then SMOKE THAT MILK so you can be one with God.
Bible thump... wrong tree.
Break my kitchen stuff, I'm a chef what use would I have for all those things ? I'm glad you could create Rice,curry powder and cut up hot dogs and break part of my Lagostina set. Douche move, big time.
Pay rent a day late every month until I say "Pay on the 30th or I change the locks on the 1st."
Try to come between boyfriend and I... ooooh bad move sir. 6 years together and we've got past stupider things than you, well almost.
touch my stuff. Just don't touch my stuff!
Break everything. why not? Then I get new stuff!
Put Toronto Maple Leafs on MY TV ... NEvER DO THiS! EEEEVER, F*** the Maple Leafs! They suck, <phew> got that out of my system... (everything from Toronto sucks beans especially their hockey team)... lol ok I'm done now GO CANUCKS!
copy everything I do... lame. I appreciate originality.
wait for me to leave my Facebook up and then UNBLOCK AND ADD YOURSELF. Well, if you didn't break this rule you wouldn't have to read this note. PS , your rent JUST went up.