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[oncedeadliesmith]

{Text : Lucura} Heard a song on the radio made me think of you.

@badsciencebanner

[ sms: "Veurr" ] What was it?[ sms: "Veurr" ] Something I’d like, I hope

[readyforyours]

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

He doesn’t have words because he’s already choked on his beer, leaning into him with a grin. He knows, oh he knows the truth behind that statement, so he tips his head, presses a kiss to his jaw. “Take me home, then, big guy. Let’s see what we can do about that zipper of yours.”

[acertainfemininemystique]

"There are three types of people. Star Wars fans, Trekies, and idiots."

Shit my physics prof says

       ❝ i... know what star trek is. does that count? ❞

[readyforyours]

“Spill it, tell me what really happened to the TV."

“… Well you see, I was drinking. And then I woke up an’ everything was on fire.”

[readyforyours]

Bruce would walk over once he realized Brock had shown up. Hand the other a drink and give him a look pleading if they can go home yet.

Yes good because Brock would likely down it, then suggest bolting.

[readyforyours]

Looks around and realizes it a few days till Christmas. "Are we celebrating the local holiday this year or just going to leave it? And aren't you Catholic? Shouldn't you be on me to do this stuff?"

“... I mean, we could put up a tree. I just haven’t thought about it much, honestly. But mom did invite us to Christmas dinner at her place.”

[acertainfemininemystique]

#if you are into nerds who haven't left the bed all day other then to bathroom and get another book

       ❝ well then. what luck. ❞

[ask-the-assistant-darcy]

“Bah Humbug.”

“Did your Holiday spirit get run over by the Scrooge?”