#baechi

[bxngnim]

→ An incident [ with @baechi ]

Guk entered a strange store that had sex toys lining up on the shelves and dildos on the glass display. His eyes widened at the toys as his innocent side made him laugh, hiding his gummy teeth with the back of his hand. Usually he’d never get lost , but this time he had really ended up in a street he didn’t know and the only shop that was open around 2 a.m was this one. He made sure that no one recognized him or tomorrow’s social media would make him look like a pervert, and fans would blow up his inbox with questions and accusations, and that’s not what Yongguk needed. He just needed help to get back to Seoul.

He continued walking as he spotted the counter where a guy was, texting on his phone while laughing from time to time. Yongguk approached him and patted his hand on the wooden counter, so he could get the guy’s attention.

“Excuse me, can you help me?”

[frxshxr]

@baechi

“Not condoms, there was a customer who subtly asked me what happens if a ‘friend’ accidentally drank a bottle of strawberry lube though so there’s that.”

Slouched over the cashier desk with his phone under his thumbs, he mumbles without glancing at the new stranger in the store, only allowing his gaze drift off to the direction of the voice when a ‘Game Over’ blinks on his screen. His toothy grin comes easy across his features, very much like the nonchalant strain of words on his tongue around his tasteless bubblegum.

“I’d suggest chewing gums, same stretch but actually edible. Similar artificial flavour. Let your ‘friend’ know before they’re gobbling a package down.”

“bubblegum is overrated.” 

his back is turned to the cashier, more interested in the way his finger trails over one of the toys on display. it feels smooth yet unforgiving, like having it rammed inside you might take too much lube and too much imagination to get anything out of it. without much thought, he snatches one of the condoms from a bucket that claims mystery flavor, ignores the way the packet crinkles as he clenches it in his fist for safe keeping. it’ll probably end up in his pocket without being paid for, and he’ll have no memory of taking it in the first place--not until he gets home and pats his pockets down in search for memories collected out of habit. 

“tastes worse than rubber. and it’s authentically pink. chemically, i mean, but authentic. you know?” he says this like tritanopia is something understood by everyone. “it likes to hide among things that actually try to stay hidden. like bananas, man. bananas are the prettiest pink. bubblegum? just plain sad.”

[chaoticer]

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

game grumps sentence startersalways accepting.

            "THAT REQUIRES me to pity you first."

[chaoticer]

📧 ❛ You have such a morbid sense of humor. ❜

Random Sentence Starters Pt. 2always accepting.

            "No, I don't," The male shot back, adjusting himself in his seat across from the other, "I have a Rhys sense of humor."

[choinen-blog]

📧 ❛ I did it. And now it’s your turn. ❜

✧  ONCE  UPON  A  TIME  PROMPTS.

A part of him still couldn’t believe he was doing this, or well, had allowed someone to convince him to do this. Most people would probably complain about their deed being illegal and thus refuse out of that reason, but Minkyu, being careless as he was, didn't mind because of that. No, it just all didn't seem to be worth the effort. Like, really, breaking into a public swimming pool in the middle of the night? What was he, a teenager?

Baek seemed eager enough as he dragged him to said place. It had been pretty quiet, besides the faint sound of water, and none of them truly worried about being caught. With it being public knowledge that this place wasn't guarded at night, it'd be fairly easy to enter, and their only real obstacle was the fence separating them now.  The shorter male had climbed first after being told to do so, hence the challenge in his grin was all too obvious. 

"Fine. Step aside or I'll fall on you." Was his court reply as he tossed his bag over the fence before climbing up himself. It proved to be fairly easy, and even after their little trip he'd have no difficulties climbing back to the other side. So, after a few seconds, Minkyu jumped next to Baek and looked at him with raised eyebrows. "Happy?"

[okyuv]

« [text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥ »

[SMS-2:53AM]➥ When have I ever? =_=➥  U go to the beach without me again? 

[lvnatc-blog]

baechi:

“Intimidating, nah.” He discards the comment with a wave of his hands, a breathy laughter following as his head hangs low for a moment to rub at his nose absently. “I’m stuck between two pick-up lines, can’t decide which one I should shoot.”

the hacker raises one of his eyebrows, amused. he wasn’t expecting that, actually, he’s quite impressed that someone is trying to flirt with him. the guy deserves some credit because he doesn’t know yet what he’s gotten himself into. flirting is not alexander’s forte, it would be an exaggeration to say he’s not even decent when it comes to that sort of thing. so to sum it up, he’s the most oblivious person out there.

“why not try both of them and see which one works better?”

[eldorvdo-blog]

“Fuck the police.” ( Seyoon )

seyoon takes a quick glance out of the restroom and smiles. the bell’s rung and students have been filing into their respective classrooms, leaving the hallways a ghost town. seyoon loves this time of day because it’s the easiest time to get away with stuff, like ditching - which is exactly what both boys have proposed they do today. after making sure the coast is clear, seyoon turns back to the other and nods.

“hell yeah! let’s do it. i’m in.”