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Came back home after house sitting for a week and a half and this was just staring me in the face. I didn’t yell this time. Just grabbed my creamless coffee and walked away slowly. Ps: My phone autocorrected creamless to dreamless. Pps: That may be more realistic of a description of my coffee.
Talked with my mom on the phone today
Me: Could you bring home a bagel from Dunkin Doughnuts? Mom: There's bagels in the freezer! God. Make yourself one. Me: I mess it up though. Mom: All you do it cut it and put it in the toaster! Me: I know, that's the problem! Mom: Just put it on low then. How can you mess up a bagel?! My god. -hangs up on me- Me: Is that a no?
I JUST SCREAMED
