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I joked about the turkey ham thinking that was the worst part of this sad microwaveable egg fold. But then it got worse. Much worse.

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Came back home after house sitting for a week and a half and this was just staring me in the face. I didn’t yell this time. Just grabbed my creamless coffee and walked away slowly. Ps: My phone autocorrected creamless to dreamless. Pps: That may be more realistic of a description of my coffee.

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Dieting is hard. Especially when there's leftover pizza in the fridge. And the loaded potato tastes like gritty bacon water.

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Beginning to think the trick to losing on nutrisystem is that the food is so bad that you don’t want to eat it. This little cinnamon muffin literally weighs five pounds. It makes a thunk when you drop it. No thanks.

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Day 2- Dinner

My boyfriend gave me a bite of his taco. I chewed it for ten minutes.

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Day 2: Breakfast

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Day 1 of Nutrisystem

I’m hungry.

One Time, When I Was Thin...

That has been a phrase I have been using for years. “One time, when I was thin”.

Hi. My name is Kate. And I have a problem with food.

Well, not just food. I also have a problem with sitting around. And a problem with exercising. And a problem with Kate Mara’s face. Oh, but that is unrelated.

We will get back to Kate Mara’s face later.

For now, I will introduce you to my blog. I guess we can call this a fitness blog. But I won’t share cute fitspo recipes I found on pintrest or log in how many reverse crunch knee dips I’ve done in one day.

This blog will be about someone who cannot write “crunch” and “dips” without thinking how long before my next snack.

And about someone who cannot read a text from her boyfriend which includes the word “hot dog” without a saliva response.

And that someone does not even like hot dogs very much.

This blog is about the experience of getting back to a healthy weight from the eyes- and fingertips- of a very dry, sarcastic, moody and borderline depressed individual who is just out of options.

And has resorted to a month of Nutrisystem.

Welcome :)

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