For all of my friends who were (who am I kidding— *are*) at my birthday party, and also happen to be on Tumblr, thank you so much.
I love all of you, and I’m sorry that my mom made me come home before I had really been there for very long.
And Nina, I’m sorry that you got banned from my house forevermore because you aided in my rescue mission (and seriously, wtf was up with Harrison in a suit) and that our headmaster ran into your car. The new space shirt is amazing, and I will wear it to school on Monday, providing that I’m even still alive by then, what with the shit storm that is probably awaiting me once my mother decides to actually talk to me, and definitely once my dad gets home.
Hailey, the giant tube stick thing is coming with me to school on Monday, and I will hit everyone with it. And the iPhone whale pillow is amazing and I’m actually hugging it (and Jelo) right now to hold back the gross sobbing until I finish this really long text post.
Kate, the rain stick is being happily awaited, and you can seriously take your time getting it. I’m already shocked that anyone got me presents in the first place.