Lines that won't leave my head while I'm trying to sleep:
Sure it could be fun to take the interesting prisoner in the divorce. [...] Hahahhah no we stopped … lets call it courting a couple decades ago. Fun time though. Ooh the things he can do with those tentacles… Maybe I should call him.
I don't have a race in this horse… well I suppose I do but not this horse.
… It would be rude of me to cut you open and see how you tick after we’ve had this lovely conversation, wouldn't it.
Oh did you think he's the only eldritch being interested in you?? Oh honey you have no idea who's watching, listening, or otherwise right now. There's a whole slew of beings trying to guess your next move and figure out what's up with you.
You're endearing in like an injured baby bird kind of way.
send help I have to be awake in 2 hours and my brain refuses to shut down effectively.
