#bailey whitacre

[rockford-xo]

Bailey the bitch just needs to fuck someone. Think anyone would volunteer?

I think Bailey is a little too smart to fall in line with the usual takers. Someone sweet? Maybe a little girl love wouldn’t help? I know Claire would jump at the opportunity. Or maybe someone who can tame her, if you know what I mean… I know Dustin does.

[rockford-xo]

What would you name a soap opera based on this fine city of Rockford and who would fill which character tropes?

Finally questions to titillate my creative side. No soap opera would be complete without a vague, cliche inspired title, which is why our little slice of heaven would be “ON THE ROCKS” because let’s face it Rockford, we know a thing or two about rocky relationships. As for our cast, I can’t give away the whole show before our big release, but here’s a taste. Ford has the scorned police office role down pat… speaking of which if he ever needs to practice his pat downs and cavity searches he knows where to find me. Bailey takes the miserable bitch place and she looks great doing it. Heart of gold from the wrong side of the tracks? That’s Callum, your local drug dealer but secret softie. Claire makes the perfect free loving flirt, while Keane is more the Girl Next Door… if you live next to the playboy mansion. Speaking of playboys, Mason and Rhett… might want to slow it down before they run out of warm beds to fill and have to move to a new town. Speaking of new, she’s new but not so mysterious Gemma fills the role as recognizable figure who somehow manages to be relatively unknown around town, which is just the way she likes it, unlike Dylan who basks in the light of the flashing camera bulbs and is undoubtably the spoiled rich girl. I’ve shown you mine, so why not show me yours, who do you think fills the rest of the roles in our award winning show, Rockford? 

[nolan-is-an-island-blog]

bailey-whitacre replied to your photo:@nolandisanisland: too real too fast too much

Wow you actually look tolerable when you’re asleep.

Ouch.