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@rainbowrowell
I've always wanted to make one of those over the top lambeth cakes and I love the idea of Simon picking up baking!
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Happy Pride! 🌈
@rainbowrowell
I've always wanted to make one of those over the top lambeth cakes and I love the idea of Simon picking up baking!
Baker!Simon, who retired from the task force after Johnny died because life's too short to not do what we love and our favorite masked man has a secret passion for baking. And you, with your important CEO job or whatever and unhealthy addiction to caffeine and baked goods. It was love at first bite.
Simon's bakery became your frequent on the way to work (and sometimes even on the way home because you deserve a sweet treat). Soon enough, he knew your 'usual' and had it ready before you even came in. The day you try to switch it up, he genuinely thinks something is wrong with you or you've been replaced by an imposter because his sweet'art would never. And when you try to argue with him he just slides your order even closer to you on the counter, not even making you pay for it this time.
Which only sparks him giving you free goodies even more. He just needed someone to taste test his seasonal pastry, luvie, stop being weird about it and someone ordered wrong, pretty, just take the damn coffee.
And you’re absolutely not complaining. How could you when this ruggedly handsome man who owns your favorite coffee shop gives you free stuff? But, with your job in the business world, you've learned that nothing is ever free, so you give him something to eat in return ;)
(holiday special - christmas eve)
simon ghost riley x fem reader - in multiple aus ^v^
star dividers by @/plutism <33
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baker simon
IM FUCKIN CRYING OMG IRWJFEPIJF
NO BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I ENVISION BAKER!SIMON W HIS SKULL MASK WHEN READER FIRST WALKED IN HIS BAKERY herhiewhf
...oh but imagine this man presenting u the baguette n butchering french as he goes, "oui oui baguette. paris et macarons, or whatever. so, you here for something?"
"what?" you ask, shaking in fear your confusion.
"oh. uh. mais mémé aimait même mes mets?"
"please," you sniffle, slowly walking backwards to the exit. "what do you mean?"
he just shakes the baguette harder. i dunno.
so yea thats how your love story with baker!simon went <33
why is baker!simon lowkey kinda
I GET U! I GET U SO BAD
hes so awkward and his lifes kinda a mess (in a good way) and hes such a beautiful loser i love him so bad
he defs sits in front of his washing machine when he's doing laundry for the frilly pink apron u got him because he has separation anxiety now </33
BAKER!SIMON.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ayobRLPBUzg?si=qD4OEg9PtngpnN5L
literally the first thing i thought of i NEEDED to show you 🫡
bro i almost blocked u for this ☹️
u have to repent. literally get down on ur knees and beg for forgiveness bc wtf did u make me watch 😭
this is u when i catch ur ass fr:
i was so excited getting my first baker!simon ask n then u pulled a silly n traumatized me. im cleansing my youtube shorts as we speak!!
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…ok so u didnt hear this from me but that video is actually so johnny-coded im crying
he sent it to group chat and he got his ass blocked!! as he should!!
im in stitches imagining tf141 + reader getting this video at 3 am or smthn and johnnys description was only “bakih!” (wrong spelling and all because hes soo hammered) and you’re staring at the video wide-eyed and confused, still too sleep-delirious to actually understand that johnny’s filmed a thirst trap of him baking and sent it to the group chat. the next thing you know, simon’s bolting outta the bed, kissing your forehead, before running out the apartment because, “how the fuck did mactavish get inside the bakery?!”
(it’s simon’s bakery and johnny shouldn’t have a key)
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in srs, this is so funny but not in a genuine haha way but in a concerned haha..hahaha..? way 😭
thank u for thinking of me but im actually screaming <333 mwah!
i didn’t mean to traumatize you i’m so sorry 😭 it was literally hilariously dehumanizing to watch that but i do see johnny being drunk as shit and makin some thirst trap in Simon’s bakery
i do hope your youtube shorts and you both cleanse and heal from this event 😌
love you from the bottom of my heart 💕
“hilariously dehumanizing” im actually in tears rn 😭 but no bc u are right like wtf is that?? i barely had time to exhale when i saw mf strip off his shirt n then finger the goddamn fruit??
n yea!! johnny broke into simons bakery and did that shit. i bet u its the last thing he watched while sober so his drunk ass was kinda riding off of that memory and recreated it HQJJDJE
johnny was tryna make a cranachan and everyone watches as he smirks at the camera, all seductive, while whipping the cream. (he fumbles with the whisk multiple times before he can successfully plop it on the bowl instead of missing it and stabbing the counter).
no one but price was actually able to stomach johnny’s video so price is the only one who knows that johnny tried to, uh, finger the raspberries only to end up smooshing the poor fruits (yes, johnny tried it multiple times LMFAO) because he wasnt being gentle. price doesnt know if he should laugh or be grossed out.
(he goes with both.)
(every time johnny brings home a date, price bids him a goodnight and jovially adds, “maybe try wikihow for instructions when you do the, y’know.”)
btw, thank you sm for your apology <33 kisses u on the forehead bc ur silly youtube shorts murked ur ass too 😔🫶🏼
and yes! my youtube shorts are cleansed now too <333 theyre back to recommending me ghost (band) videos or slime asmr
love you too sweetheart teehee ^3^