#balancingpcint

[willbeshot]

two years later and you're STILL a massive bitch.

“By ‘ massive bitch ‘, you mean fully aware of who I am, then you’d be correct! A pity that you’re still a useless nobody though–”

[mechromancing]

Shoves his armpit into her face.

@balancingpcint

                    A noise of utter disgust is ripped from her throat as she tries to duck away from him. Wasting her breath on that sound, though, is a mistake; she’s forced to take a whiff of bandit pit and fight off a gag. Once she’s finally free of his stink, Gaige levels him with a glare. “Why are you always trying to make me puke? You would’ve had to deal with getting it out of your armpit hair!” A beat passes and she shakes her head. “Y’know what, on second thought, get back here and let me puke in your armpit. You deserve it.”

[cazxdor]

balancingpcint replied to your post: balancingpcint replied to your post: ...

Hey hey hey, are you talking shit about my blind eye and my deaf ear? I will fuck you and your bird UP, Mordecai. Well, hurry the FUCK up, dumb shit. I don’t have all day to wait around. I actually have shit to do.

Uh huh. Okay. Talon missed you too. Just make sure your guys don’t try to shoot me again and I’ll be there before you know it.

[cazxdor]

balancingpcint replied to your post: I'll be here. What the fuck are you talking about?...

Your dumb, cute bird isn’t scary. You know what is scary? Me, with an axe and nothing else. You’re on your way, right?

Yeah, so long as they don’t sneak up on you and you can sort of figure out where they are, right? I bet my bird’s killed half as many people as you have, man. And so you don’t throw a fit, yeah.

[cazxdor]

Wow, I cannot believe this old corpse is still walking. Gods above really like having your pretty head around, huh, hermano?

@balancingpcint

Turns out they didn’t want anything to do with me. Decided to send me back down to this world of paradise instead.

[mechromancing]

balancingpcint replied to your post:balancingpcint replied to your post ...

that’s racist i’m throwing you off a cliff

how ya gonna get here

[mechromancing]

balancingpcint replied to your post “balancingpcint replied to your posti logged on to tell you to stop...”

go back to the womb you fetus #buildawall #makepandoragreatagain

there’s already a wall that u can’t even get past

[mechromancing]

balancingpcint replied to your post:going through mordecai’s wiki page and crying. In...

and he calls ME an asshole

i mean...