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not depicted: the full five minutes everyone spent trying to discern whether or not helena pierce had visible teeth

#:)))#brick #roland #lilith #mordecai #whats the pandoran equivalent of vine/tiktok #pandora got 5g or what???

the original vault hunters

#lilith #brick #roland #mordecai #[ another two months another tipsy set of tags on a birbman blog #[ just like the birds flying north for winter #drunk on uhhhhh #somethin happy tuesday yall #GOD i miss the ot4 rip

utopianoverlord

#bl2 dlc spoilers #mordecai vc can you uhhhhh chill #mordecai #brick #tiny tina #[ look at her im so FUCKING proud but grounded (tm)#[ god look at this fucked up family dynamic.........it's got every character class covered.....far shooty....Punch....and explosions...

“ The hell do you mean ‘that’s what they call me’? That your name or what ? “

#open #[ i surface much like bubbles in a swamp #[ anyway playing bl1 and whoooo tf is zed i have QUESTIONS.......FUCK!!!#[ mm sounded less aggressive in my head

kajiforces

💥 No Rest For The Wicked 💥

on twitter

#mordecai #brick #[ uhhhhhhhHHH HELLO???? new content in 2019 mmmm hell eya HELL yeah.......my boy still cant find a shirt w/o holes though..........#[ god dammit i wanna play bl1 again

debating ...

#ooc #or ic we just dont know #cant believe they got rihanna for the bl3 soundtrack it's incredible #the britney spears remix can stay too but its on thin fucking ice #aseriousshove #DUSTS OFF THAT TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y’all motherfuckers really put my boy back in his dominatrix mask, huh????

#ooc #anyway i got halfway through a new header before i stopped thinking thoughts #HONESTLY!!!! vault hunter........mordercai you fuck #i cant be that mad if his best look was the hobo suit.......the bar was never that high to begin with.......#no i cant fucking see that either yes i know it's too dark but here we are

bl3 when or i fuckign shoot

#ooc #no i dont know how long it's been #yes im just as confused as you #i want bl3 & a million bucks #see yall after the 28th

“ It’s fuckin’ cold. “

#[ let mordecai say fuck 2k17 ]#[ hey im fucked up SO GUESS WHERE IM AT #HERE BABY ]

splicingvaulthunter reblogged your post:“ … No. “

“What? All I asked for was a sample of your avian compatriot’s blood. It’s not that big a loss, correct?”

“ Dunno. ... I guess I could take some of your blood. However much I decide I need. See how big of a loss it is for you. “

#splicingvaulthunter

“ ... No. “

#open #[[[[[ how is it every time i get messed up i end back at this hedonist fuck

balancingpcint replied to your post: balancingpcint replied to your post: ...

Hey hey hey, are you talking shit about my blind eye and my deaf ear? I will fuck you and your bird UP, Mordecai. Well, hurry the FUCK up, dumb shit. I don’t have all day to wait around. I actually have shit to do.

Uh huh. Okay. Talon missed you too. Just make sure your guys don’t try to shoot me again and I’ll be there before you know it.

#balancingpcint

balancingpcint replied to your post: I'll be here. What the fuck are you talking about?...

Your dumb, cute bird isn’t scary. You know what is scary? Me, with an axe and nothing else. You’re on your way, right?

Yeah, so long as they don’t sneak up on you and you can sort of figure out where they are, right? I bet my bird’s killed half as many people as you have, man. And so you don’t throw a fit, yeah.

#balancingpcint #so when you say 'nothing else'

phasewalkin:

I hope you didn’t bet any money on that because you’re gonna lose in two years from now. That’s gonna be sad. I mean, you’re not gonna know if I drank some of it or not. So you’ll be the one who’ll lose.

C’mon. You know I only bet on things that win. -- And you! For not getting to drink the rest of it! Lose-lose game here.

#phasewalkin #....ugh yeah i guess.#also fair.#always knew you had a heart for saving booze.

I'll be here. What the fuck are you talking about? You are always the one going off and doing secret sniper shit, too scared to show your face up close to the enemy. Anyway, come on, come here. This king is lonely.

“Too scared to show your face”. You wanna see scared, you see my bird be the last thing some bandit idiot with a half decent pistol sees. That’s who’s scared.

But, okay. You want me to show my face? I can show you my face. // @balancingpcint

#'king'#man you're really something you know that???#Anonymous

phasewalkin:

You’ll never catch me doing that, stop reflecting your issues on me. I mean, I could have the self control to save some of that great booze, or I could be a bitch and set it on fire in front of you. Decisions are hard sometimes.

Uh huh. I gave you five years to do it three years ago, so I still got time. ... Okay, but if you burn it up then no one can drink it. Then no one wins, Lilith.

#phasewalkin #ah shit #okay fair #what if you set them on fire just a little bit

Yeah, because I'm judge, jury and executioner on my island, honey. Of course I have missed you, you are the only one who puts up with me, and it's not because I'm threatening you with your life. Echo calls aren't fun-- I can't see your ugly face from here. Come visit.

Half the people whose lives you threaten don’t put up with you anyway, amigo. Besides, I wanna make sure you got something worth my while at your island first. You gonna be there this time, or are you gonna be off doing some big secret thing? // @balancingpcint

#Anonymous

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