#bald gate

[therealbitchywitchy]

No, Karlach ain’t a lesbian, she’s a pan queen😭

[lovesuplex]

gay vampire from bald gate at the burlesque show. will he do a little dance…

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

So I’m doing a TavStarion run for my first ever playthrough of BG3 and I’m currently going through the house of hope. Fun quest, I love Hope’s character, but then I got to that part.

I so badly wanna write an angst fic about how sick and disgusted Tav feels about going through with something like that. The whole time I was in that sequence I wanted so badly for it to be over.

For an avid monster fucker, I hated every moment of that, and I know that was the whole point of the scene, you’re literally in hell, of course the devils are gonna find ways to fuck you over (very literal in this case) but holy shit. It goes on for so long, and if you’ve romanced Astarion like I have, then you know he has concerned/disapproving dialogue.

I’m a sucker for TavStarion angst fics, might as well make my own.

[guwutash]

Astarion putting the Bald in Baldurs Gate...

[dilact]

So I was talking to someone about bg3 and I realized I've been doing things way differently than any reasonable person would. Astarion is always with me and I've never let him pick a lock. I do everything myself. The only time I switch to a different character outside of combat is when I use Lae'zel to break down doors.

[dilact]

Last night I was like Really actively attempting to get very high but I was playing bg3 and my brain was like idc how much you do this we will be alert and focused for this gameplay