alive alive alive

no escape from reality

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[horrorofthebeast]

[horrorofthebeast]

[horrorofthebeast]

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[finns-gifs]

[finns-gifs]

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[dilact]

At some point I realized when I get myself a bowl of food I was basing my portion off the size of the bowl and not how much I should reasonably be eating. Now when I plate my own food I actually base it on what I assume the size of my stomach to be and I overeat way less. I still overeat at restaurants though.

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[rosechata]

rojoalto

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.