#baldookie

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imagine running your hands through leon’s hair and he tells you to stop bc he doesn’t want you to uncover his balding ♡

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happy september 30th, the day leon’s baldness kickstarted

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i think it’s time for resident evil fans to admit that the only canon ship that works for leon is leon kennedy x carlos oliveira bc leon is canonically a character that cares about innocent people, and children are by definition innocent and there is no way he would knowingly pass his male pattern baldness on to innocent children

and realistically having kids with carlos is the only chance to save his children from his hairline

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imagine kissing leon’s bald spots and your lipgloss sticks to remaining hair you didn’t notice bc it’s so thin ❤️

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Do you think the curtains match the drapes with bald Leon?

this is an excellent question and YES of course but you have to remember that it’s an exact match and he’s not fully bald yet, he’s bald-ing; so it’s extremely important to keep in mind that it’s not a brazilian wax before summer holiday type of situation and not a 90s ken doll over the tip top circumcision, no. it’s a full hedgehog belly-esque state of affair, with bald patches and thinning hair. don’t google a naked mole-rat thinking about it.

hope this was helpful 🩶

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Fuck marry kiss

Re7, re7, re7

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(couldn't find the picture w/o the text but ignore it)

me n u here doing freaky things under the covers (debating whether Leon's baldness is bc of stress or genetics)

yes please also we could invite him to explain himself but idk if he’d fuck w the umbrella pillows (unintentional double entendre i swear)

and it’s a combo def italian genetics but the stress sped up the process like he hit that 2x on a long talking video

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personally I love bald Leon. His hair just immediately thinning after rc is amazing

him reading this