Would I date a man like Astarion in real life ?
Fuck no. Ain't no pretty boy worth that much trouble.
But theoretically if the actual vampire elf, Astarion Ancunin miraculously came out of my computer and asked me to be his......um...
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Would I date a man like Astarion in real life ?
Fuck no. Ain't no pretty boy worth that much trouble.
But theoretically if the actual vampire elf, Astarion Ancunin miraculously came out of my computer and asked me to be his......um...
Not my horny GOT loving ass thinking about an AU where (Fem) Tav is one of Cazador's mortal relatives, a niece if you will, and is sent to live with him after her family ends up dying in a fire. Cazador ends up planning on marrying Tav off for political gain, wanting to use her to manipulate her future husband (who in this instance I assume would be someone powerful amongst the nobility). The only issue is Tav is innocent and inexperienced, shy and meek. Not someone skilled in the art of seduction.
So Cazador assigns Astarion to be her 'teacher' and well through some events Tav ends up falling in love with Astarion and vice versa which very much complicates the fact that Tav has to marry someone else!
Can't help but also think about innocent sweet Tav melting his heart by always being concerned about Astarion during their 'lessons'.
She can tell something isn't right sometimes when he touches her and insists they don't have to do anything! That she would just deal with her uncle.
But of course Astarion is too afraid of what Cazador would do to either of them to let her do that.
Oh well I thought this was going to be a horny fic idea but then it turned into angst. Eh that's good too. The idea is up for grabs if anyone wants to take it, but @ me so I can read if you write it plz.
The fact that Astarion has no response to this not even a disapproval upsets me.
I wonder if he thought the joke was just so bad it wasn't even worth getting offended by? 🤣