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The fact that Astarion has no response to this not even a disapproval upsets me.

I wonder if he thought the joke was just so bad it wasn't even worth getting offended by? 🤣

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #bg3 tav #astarion romance #astarion #my tav #bg3 vampire #baldur's gate vampire #vampire puns

Concept art for vamp au game!

Brainstorming vampy designs for the skeleboys. so far just doodled the eldest ones! v messy^^;

#undertale #undertale au #vampire #sans #gaster #wip #stress relief #why would they need blood if they're just bo--#vampy vamp vamp #vampire puns

An older design! Fun year round! But it may give you away as a vampire...

Perfect for the Vampire in your life who needs a little nip now and again.

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Count Vladislaus Straud the Forth

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

Vampire, Monster, Murderer, Genocidal Maniac

#ts4 #the sims #the sims 4 #sims 4 #s4 #sims #vlad straud #vladislaus straud #i am going to start a movement for turtleneck vlad as the only acceptable vlad #yes i am quoting iron man #some people have secret identities #some people are iron man #others are an evil vampire lord sulking in forgotten hollow #he's like lex luthor before he sucked #only vlad does all the sucking #omg #vampire puns #stop me

Some of my favorite lines from the vampire!Dorian Au I am writing:

Dorian smirks, mockingly saluting him with his arm over his chest. "Yes, Lord Herald."

He chuckled and waved her concern away. "I'm naturally pale, Seeker. Have you never met a ginger before?"

"Perhaps this isn't the right time to ask but... You are alright with this? I wouldn't want you to go back on your decision after I've turned you. That could get bloody."

Being vulnerable meant you cared about someone and caring always had gotten him hurt. He didn't need a Trevelyan shaped hole in his already damaged heart.

"A mountain fell on my head, I fell down a mineshaft, I almost bled to death, and to top it all off, I could have died of frostbite. How do you think I fucking feel?"

He knew that actions were truly made one a monster, not fangs.

Kissing Dorian reminded him of the spiced cider he drank as a child on cold winter nights, the flavor of cinnamon and cloves dancing upon his tongue.

Maker's breath Dorian,” Warren gasped out. “Blood magic?"

#dragon age fanfiction #dragon age inquisition #dorian pavus #warren trevelyan #vampire puns #vampire!dorian #Sanguineous au #the last one kills me