#baleisms

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i lost my sister again, the final installment of the best selling trilogy, by melissa

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how to lose your little sister, a novel by melissa

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JESUS CHRIST MELISSA OKAY LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN

i hate the way you talk to me (about dan) 

and the way you cut your pubic hair

i hate the way you have sex with your driving instructor in a car

i hate it when you stare (at dan)

i hate your big dumb combat booBS

and the way you read my mind (usually about dan??)

i hate you so much it makes me sicK

it even makes me rhyme

i hate the way you're always right (lol false tbh i just couldn't make this line work)

i hate it when you lie about having sex with your driving instructor

i hate it when you make me laugh about dan

even worse when you make me cry about dan

i hate the fact that you're not around all the time

or the fact that you never call

but mostly i hate the way i don't hate you

not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

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melissa it takes 4 1/4 days to bike to vernon from my house

non-stop

be right there

[futureandonce]

i know u want dylan o' brian so im going to say whoopi goldberg

TOUCHÉ MOTHERFUCKER

omg is this for reals tho

okaY

First thing I saw them in: that Cinderella version where everyone is black except the prince

If I’ve ever been in love with them: nope

If yes, when did I fall for them: well

Favorite work of theirs: omg The Lion King

Least favorite work: whoopi's perf i haven't seen a bad movie of hers

Favorite character of theirs: the Queen in that Cinderalla movie it's really the best thing

Show I want them to guest star in: CAN WHOOPI GOLDBERG PLAY MARY MORSTAN IN SHERLOCK

Actor I’d love for them to play against in a movie: christian bale because i had to open imdb to remember what movies she's been in so fuck you melissa

Real life otp for them: i-

Real life bff for them: i feel she and ellen degeneres would be best friends

Would I rather marry/be best friends with/get adopted by them: get adopted by whoopi goldberg, how awesome would i be

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lol melissa what if i made a 9 fav pics of you

like the 9 fav pics meme

hey melissa

want me to use those picniked photos 

lol

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walking at jfk airport