#balladofamadman

[boltsandashes]

@balladofamadman || cont. from X

Relaxing around anyone had never come easy to Daryl. Relaxing around her? Daryl might as well be trying to sleep on a set of pins.

He bristled at the tease, shoulders tightening up.

“Hell freezes and maybe we’ll talk,” grumbled back.

[xhellxboundx]

☎

“Look Mac, Don’t worry about where m’puttin’ the bloody bodies, I can handle it...” he slurred into the receiver assuming he’d dialed his brother’s number, “I know what yer thinkin’ ya pompous bastard,” he took a swig from the bottle of Jameson, “Yer thinkin’ M’gonna fuck it up again, everything is fine, Ammonia took care of the DNA, m’diggin’ a little hole, I got a dead pig...they won’t find her.”

[b33p-b33p]

“You looked like you needed one, no homo.”

“Thanks, I guess...?”

He’s not actually sure how to take that, can’t help the subconscious bristle considering it doesn’t even make sense in context, but it’s a nice hug, at least.

[careol-arc]

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❝ not to be tmi or anything, but i have dirt in places where dirt shouldn’t be.  if we don’t find some goddamn body wash soon i think i might die. ❞

[thxwxlf-archived]

ofstrangevariety replied to your post “thc-wrong-side-of-heaven replied to your post “@ofstrangevariety here...”

BLESSED

balladofamadman replied to your post “thc-wrong-side-of-heaven replied to your post “@ofstrangevariety here...”

i mean if she's in wolf form maybe

FURRIES

@ofstrangevariety nO

@balladofamadman I s w e a r. that’s it Nick lost his Keki privileges x’D

[batwieldingbastard]

Max casually leaves a polaroid of Rick Grimes kissing her cheek with a note that reads: Happy Holidays.

After inspecting the image for twelve seconds with a mixture of confusion and disgust on his features, he flips it over so he can inscribe his own message on the back. 

Never been so glad you’re fucking adopted. 

━━  💀 ┊RANDOM ASKS.

[slingerweb-blog]

balladofamadman replied to your post: did anyone understand what that said?

it was my dick

short and distorted?

[spilledblood-a]

       ❝ Negan? ❞ He calls out in the dark, dropping the walker scalp back on the dead man’s face. Something was wrong the second the walker tried to fight back.

       He’d pried the mask off by its hair, sickened by not only the sight, but the fact that there was a person beneath it.

       He can faintly see the rest of the herd in the dense fog, their growls closing in towards them – and Rick’s heart speeds up, knowing now that’s not all they are. He backs up, hand reaching to grab Negan’s arm when he makes his way back to him, voice hushed, urgent.

❝ We’ve got to get out of here. Now. ❞

@balladofamadman butt touched for a s9 starter.