#baltarr

[showmethestars]

i hear it's your birthday; happy birthday, dear! i hope you have/have had a wonderful day! <3

It's just past 12:30 in the AM right now where I am so it's only just begun but thank you!

I hope you have a lovely day as well Sarah! :)

[campfirecounselling]

TIME FOR FOOD IM SO HUNGRY

SARAH I WANT TO MAKE A BRADLEY'S LITTLE COCK SERIES, LIKE AN ADULT KIDS BOOK

CAITLIN I WILL BE #1 ON YOUR CRUSHES ONE DAY I SWEAR IT

ROU HEY I'M MAKING GIFS WITH NAMES ON THEM

AND YES THAT'S IT FOR NOW. I'M GOING TO MAKE DINNER HORRAYY BACK LATERS

[errols]

I WISH I'D HAD LIVEBLOBGGED THE STUDENT PRINCE BC GAHHHH OMG I DID SOMETHING EMBRASSNG ToDTY

so I have the TSP podfic on my iPod to listen to during class breaks bc lbr, this fic is bloody long ok

and today when I was on my way home on the train I was listening to it and this came on:

"He's got it all wrong, and I don't know how to make it right again. And I – I – oh, Gwen," his voice hitched, and dropped to a whisper. "I bloody love him. Actually. Love him. Quite a lot. In a probably-permanent sort of way." 

JFC FAYJAY KEEP BREAKING MY HEART OMG PEOPLE SAID THIS FIC WAS FLUFF WHY DO I CRY. OMG BECAUSE I DID. I CRIED IN PUBLIC JNDBFYUERBFHREFB TRUE STORY I SHOULD SLAP MYSELF.

read TSP they said it's a fandom classic they said OKAY I GUESS YOU GUYS SAID THIS. WAS> FLUFF WHERE IS THE BLOODY FLUFF

and then when I got down at my station (mine is the last stop so obv I got in a good amount of fic) and this happened:

then Arthur really went to town, all tongue and teeth and suction as his fingers slid up inside all the layers of shirts and hoody to smooth over Merlin's bare skin.

"I want you naked," said Arthur. "Now. I want to see you." 

NEVER MIND DECENCY BC I WAS LISTENING TO ACTUAL HOT PORN IN PUBLIC AND I WAS LEGITIMATELY BLUSHIGNGG AND BEING ALL HOT AND BOTEHRED AND WHOOPS OK THENNNN

I SORTA HAD A SNOG WITH A PRETTY SOLID PILLAR AND SHIT IT WAS PAINFUL

AND OK TRU STORY I SAID SORRY TO THE PILLER AND SOME GUY LAUGHED AT ME FUCK YOU GUY YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF YOU LISTENED TO GAY SEX TOO OK

GDI TSP HAS RUINED ME

I QUIT

EXCEPT WAIT I'M ABOUT TO FINISH IT GAH

[campfirecounselling]

BALTARR

Sarah is a kinky motherfucker who pleasures herself to thumb rings and over sized ears. She has posters of Sloths on her walls and falls asleep listening to self help tapes to convince her that she is a strong successful texan woman. She says y'all and likes to get drunk behind my back and makes text posts about feels that hurt. I would ban Sarah's blog if I didn't love it so goddamn much.

I am one of her knights and I can conclude that she stole the cookies from the cookie jar 

[thestudentprincesss]

no i really really need to go make cakes okay bYE

[sirmorgan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH! <3 i wanted to make you something more creative, but i couldn't think of anything, so this happened instead. and i was going to put some text on the gifs, but i was reluctant to cover colin's face. :p just know that this gifset is dedicated to you, hahahhah. hope you have a wonderful birthday!! get drunk and do fun stuff or whatever people who are 21 do :))))))))) I LOVE YOU AND CLICKING THE "FOLLOW" BUTTON WAS HONESTLY ONE OF THE BEST DECISIONS I'VE EVER MADE, OKAY? OKAY.

[rosereturns]

for Sarah! happy birthday to one of the most amazing people on this social network!

[campfirecounselling]

Happy Birthday to Sarah! Dude Tumblr was being a dick and wouldn't let me upload this as a photo but WHATEVER tumblr's a loser anyway.

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