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[friquest]

So my friends and I were bored during class and we sarcastically summarized Despicable Me 1 and here's the end result:

evil santa claus got a wish from an evil manchild to bring him the moon, he meets the hiphop version of the grinch. managed to adopt a momchild a gremlin and an angel and got attached.

evil santa uses children to get the magic pew pew gun from hiphop grinch with the help of his walking banana bread things and creates rocket ship to steal the cheese ball of outerspace wearing his unicorn suit but forgot that hes a mom now so he rushes to get cigarettes but evil grinch santa snatch the children.

hiphop grinch kidnapped santa's children, santa's motherly instimct kicked in, he made a badass entrance, but the cheeseball expands, the kids got traumatised and the hiphop grinch got trapped into outer space.

evil santa became neutral santa and now celebrates with his kidnapped children with a dance party with banana bread and does platform dancing higher to look at the moon from the roof.

Alternate Title? Motherly Instincts Saves the World

[out-of-d-box]

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[apostasea-blog]

@bananabreads spots a familiar face!

The grocery store was just a quick walk from the hotel, right? Or maybe he could just fool around, going to pick up a new guitar or something... Joseph just knows he has no business sitting around in his room doing nothing, there’s gotta be something to do. Possibly hit up the beach. He’s standing in the entrance, carefully studying a folded up map when he sees a familiar jacket. He doesn’t even hesitate for a second, waving and looking straight at Mat.

❝ Hey, stranger! I don't think we've met!

He's hoping his big smirk makes it apparent that he's joking, but he still says just to make sure. Hell, he might as well say it with arms open wide, inviting a hug. It's great to see a friend.

❝ I'm kidding, I'm kidding! How's it going?

[stellacity-blog]

as per prior reserve, here is Mat Sella from DDADDS! app can be found under /app!

 finally, someone living in a place without fancy accents! and you like puns! you’ll go far here, kid-- er, dad!

 you’ll be staying in hummingbird hotel room #419, right next to your friendly neighbourhood spider. hope you’re not afraid of ‘em! ♪

♌ leo

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