Jan 20, 2014
Apples should have disclaimers on them "hello yes you in particular you will not like this particular apple, carry on and find another"
then i'd be like thanks and it'd be like "you are welcome don't eat me"
and I'd be like okay and wait for another apple and then i'd eat that apple because it would taste better because i'd like that particular apple tht would be nice. and no one would be sad. apples included. why do i keep spelling apples like applease. applease. hmm