Next Time say No..
Boss lady: Hey, would you like some bananas pudding?
Me: Who made it?
Boss lady: Me.
(Inner Monologue) Ahh Damn now I gotta take it, and pretend even if its nasty that it tastes good ... FUCKKKKKK
Me: Sure. ( Grabs plate ) Just a little though I just ate.
Boss lady: Grabs ladle, (scoops a giant ladle full onto my plate)
Me: ( FUCKKKKK ) looks at light colored mound of whiteness
Boss lady: ( stands there with eyes full of joy and hope)
Me: ( damn she must want me to taste it now FUCKKK)
Me: ( sticks spoon into uncertainty ) ( wait a min ) ( bitch there is no bananas in this bullshit) ( how the fuck is this bananas pudding without bananas ) ( this shit bout to be nasty as fuck ahhh hell ) (places spoon in mouth ) ( hears screams from ancestors ) ( sees flashes of great grandmother shaking her head ) oh ok I see what you did there what did you change?
Boss Lady: well there's no sugar I made the pudding from scratch I used goat milk and honey I used avocado for the texture instead of bananas ...
Me: ( as she is describing what she used I feel my stomach trying to push that shit back up out my stomach through my mouth )
Boss Lady: I also used my homemade sugar no sugar cookies recipe instead of vanilla wafers, I really just let my inspiration take over...
Me: ( BITCH my stomach wtf was in this shit got my stomach acting up like this ) Oh ok.
Boss Lady: Do you like it?
Me: Mannnnn..... I wish my mother was here to taste this Im sure she would ask what is in this.... I will be talking about your bananas pudding for years ma'am this is ...something else.
Boss Lady: Really... that's nice of you to say!
Me: ( you don't know my mother ) no problem, well let me get back to work...
5 mins later.....
Me: Hey, Ive got a little family emergency I need to deal with Ill be right back if that's ok?
Boss Lady: Sure, take your time.
Me: ( Fast walks to car ) drives to Bojangles, ( walks inside heads straight for bathroom ) ( Blows it up )
MORALE OF THIS STORY STOP EATING SHIT YOU AINT COOK YOURSELF AND NEXT TIME SAY NO THANK YOU.....
