#band rewatch

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band rewatch: webster cringe episode

i was like “wait who is narrating this? it’s not lipton anymore. wh-- no. NO.”

lmao everyone straight up FORGOT webster existed until he turned up again all “heeeeey my best chums!”

oh my Fucking god i can’t watch a guy make so much of an ass of himself the secondhand shame is taking over

“what’s the matter there webster? nervous in the service?”

“i’d like to volunteer for the patrol” and winters is just like “yeah i’m sure you would”

speirs has had it with everyone coming in and interrupting his Stare At Lipton Time

jones: “so you wanna introduce me to the men???” malarkey: “no?”

you people, by which i mean jones and webster, are an embarrassment

“I GOT A WOUNDED ASS!!!!”

martin is like “webster i will burn you at the stake”

webster really does always have his mouth open

aww, webster’s one of the Clique again. cute

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band rewatch the 3rd: BASTOGNE TIME! SHOUTOUT TO SAP SQUAD WHEREVER YOU BITCHES NOW ARE

i remember it like. this is the point where it got really interesting during my first band watch. let’s see how it goes tonight

GOD THAT INTRO IS TOO LONG!!!!!!

i could go pee and the intro would still not be over

winters is really shaving??? why the Fuck would he still do that

man the hinkel jokes never get old but i did quite suddenly get nostalgic for my ex who was sharing these jokes with me once upon my first band watch. best relationship i’ve ever been in

yay let’s add some Cajun Mysticism to the palest boy in this show

doc roe: h me: HAS HE NOT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

god he doesn’t even get to keep her little bandana thing. life is sucks

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band rewatch continues: carentan

i really sat through all that blythe stuff huh

like did winters miraculously cure him by saying 3 words to him or was he simulating??

is there. Any plausible deniability re: Speirs Doing It? i never caught on my first band watch that it... wasn’t completely certain that he did it

“how is it?” “~~~hurts.” “war is hell :)”

blythe: “oh god it’s so dark here i hope i don’t run into anything scary” speirs: “howdy”

“i am a well-to-do nerd who spent his time studying the classics in college like a nerd and now i am in a war and i am going around telling people to accept the fact that they’re already dead and function as a soldier without mercy, compassion or remorse. when i talk to people i don’t blink in order to look scary. my eyes burn so much from not blinking. i am ron speirs”