HI BAN HOW ARE YOU been thinking nonstop of somno w illi idk if youre comfortable writing that kinda stuff but gggaaaahh the idea of her not daring to go "too far" but "too far" to illi is like. an incredibly abstract concept. shes taking pics of you and touching you all over but not being rough— and she eventually decides eating you out isnt "too far" as long as she doesnt go inside you! shes just making you feel good! and shes slow and does it all as discreetly as she can as to not wake you up. she probably films as she eats you out to touch herself to it later! shes such a pervert.
SLEEPOVER!
Best Friend Illi X AFAB Reader (371 Words)
I liked this ask very much I just couldn't come with anything all to interesting with it. my apologies, I love somno soooo much so i'm sad this fic kinda sucks ass.
As always, smut under the cut.
“Y/N?... Are you awake?” Illi asks, barely a whisper as she lies in bed beside you, she’s your best friend! And she’s over for a sleepover, she’s basically over every weekend though so this isn’t uncommon. When she doesn’t get a response she asks again a little louder “Y/N?... you up?..” she asks, shaking you gently, when you don’t respond and remain peacefully asleep a sick grin spreads across her cute face…
You see Illi has been having some rather… filthy thoughts about her childhood best friend… I mean can you blame her? Her best friend is adorable! And Illi knows from years of sleepovers and time spent cuddling, that once her best friend is asleep nothing can wake her up but her internal clock.
As Illi takes a shaky breath her hand slowly slinks down your stomach to the waistband of your fluffy pyjama shorts. She slowly, carefully, peels off your shorts, shuddering at the sight of your bare pussy. Obviously she’s seen your tits before, you're both girls and have changed in front of each other. But this? This is something else entirely, she fumbles for her phone quickly, cursing as her phone's charger gets tangled with yours. Once her phone is in her hands she quickly snaps a few photos of your enticing pussy.
She can feel her mouth watering as she shifts lower on your old creaky bed. And then slowly inches her face lower to your tender heat. “It's… it’s not bad if it's just my mouth…” she says to herself before licking a tentative stripe up your pussy, shuddering at the taste… “I’m so sorry…” Illi mumbles into your pussy as she laps at it like a dog tears of shame wetting her cheeks and your thighs as she continues her not quite skillful assault on your warm cunt. Her breath hitches when you let out a soft moan, at the sound of the weak sleepy moans escaping you she laps and sucks on your clit. She sucks and licks at your clit until you cum on her tongue, its addictive to her, as she pulls away from your pussy she knows this wont be the last time she does something like this.
I hate when I go to the mall and I see girls who are prettier than me, not because i’m jealous of their looks but because I know they’d never look twice in my direction
Mini rant post about some irl friends because if i say anything irl nobody will get it 😅
Okay guys i know this is way fucking off topic of my usual posts. I cannot STAND when my friend adds his stupid ass boyfriend to every damn groupchat and lets him fucking worm his way into things he wasn’t being included in for a reason! And the reason is!!! We’re NOT FRIENDS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND we’re friends with you!!! Ugh!!!! Its so fucking annoying!!! I’m just trying to play Fortnite with my friend and every 5 fucking seconds its “(friends name) my love” literally its like its a damn REQUIREMENT for him to go “my love” after every fucking sentence. And its made worse by the fact its so fucking obvious he DOES NOT LIKE ME! Like!!! Great!!! This guy who doesn’t like me!!! Who i’m not friends with!!! Is ruining my day every day!!! Because my friend can’t do one fucking thing without his man!!! And its made worse by the fact my friends boyfriend is one of those gay guys who thinks its funny to be misogynistic under the guise of being sassy! And its like! No! UGHHHSGAGSJNS in conclusion boys and girls! If your friends with someone! And your dating someone! And the person your dating is not friends with your friend! Don’t force your partner to interact with your friend because your friend will probably grow to resent you!
bandaid you sweet thing i love how you write... i keep thinking of roomate! illi getting superrr jealous and possesive about you (even though ur supposedly only illis friend) and she swearrrrs up and down that shes not jealous and that she haves NO REASON to even CARE about who you go out on dates with. but when you come back into your shared room giggling and stumbling and kissing some boy as he drops you off from a date she gets sodososoosos fucking jealous she starts interrogating you cornering you being kinda mean until she just.... grabs you and kisses you and palms your cunt through your clothes 😛 and youre wet! which makes her fucking MAD and asks if youre really easy enough to get wet over a stupid dickhead like the guy you just went out with—and idk how itd progress but i feel like its a fun start. maybe. uhh i wanna be an anon this is like my third or fourth ask —🍪 can i take the cookie?
ROOMIES!
Jealous Roomate Illi X AFAB Reader (946 words)
ILLI WEEK DAY ONE WOOHOO!!!
okay so this ask has been marinating in my inbox for a bit so I hope you enjoy it!!! Illi is trans in this because I wanted her to creampie the reader. don't like don't read. please keep in mind this is DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT fic. illi forces the reader and there is NO explicit consent given, if your uncomfortable with that don't read!! ANYWHO!! SMUT UNDER THE CUT WOOOHOOO!!!
You and Illi have been roommates for over a year now, and it's been going great! She's a bit unhygienic and messy sometimes because she makes up for it with her dorky cuteness. You certainly don’t mind. Recently you’ve started going on a few dates with this guy Brad from your pottery class, fun to mess around with even though he’s not exactly all that interesting, pretty on the eyes but not much of a thinker. Then again you don’t know a single guy who is one.
One day while your getting ready for a date you hear our bedroom door creak open and see Illi peering in at you with a look you can’t quite place. “Oh… hey Illi what are you up to?” you prompt while carefully coating your lips in lipgloss until they are sufficiently gooey. “Oh… I Uh… picked up a new horror movie from the store on my way home from work… but it seems you're busy” She says shutting your door behind her with a bit more force than necessary, her tone clipped and a bit mean.
“Ah… I see…” You respond blinking owlishly at her confused by the icy glare your on the receiving end of “Are you seriously going on another fucking date with that Brad guy?” She asks, walking over to you and staring down at you almost looking disgusted… It's a bit of a turn on.
“Well yeah? Why wouldn’t I? It's a free meal and half decent sex” *You say rolling your eyes, not all that enthused by this conversation. mostly because it's a conversation you’ve been having way too often for your opinion! Why does Illli give two shits if your fucking some guy from your pottery class anyways! It's not like you're an item! “Why not? Probably because your coming off like a fucking whore?” Illi says while tugging your hair to make you look at her “OW– Illi What the fuck?-” You yelp out as she's shoving you to the ground with a loud thud her knee pressed firmly against your cunt as she pins your hands above your head with one hand and grips your chin with the other
“You are such a dumb fucking slut! Chasing after fuckin’ Brad! His name is BRAD Y/N! I’m right here! Why don’t you like me like you like him huh?!” she demands as she straps your hands to the leg of your bed with a discarded belt from your floor “Illi…” You mumble her name idly, your head throbbing from your impact with the floor then you feel it, her clammy hands hooking under the waistband of your skirt and panties peeling them off in one quick motion leaving you bare on the floor. “W-wai- Illi no-no no..” You plead as frantically as you can before a firm slap hits your thigh and you let out a small yelp, while your distracted with the pain of the slap she shoves your soft cotton panties in your mouth, smudging your lipgloss all over the lower half of your face leaving you feeling sticky and panicked
“Shut up… You let Brad do it so why not me? Or am I not good enough for you huh?” she asks as he roughly shoves her slightly chubby fingers into your cunt, before she lets out a cold laugh “Holy fuck your soaked… so you did want this huh?” *she asks peeling off your shirt and unclasping your bra clumsily while not so skillfully finger fucking you, her thumb roughly pressing against your sensitive clit, you let out weak muffled moans of horror and enjoyment as she continues her not so skillful attempt at warming your insides up for what you know is coming.
After a bit of subpar fingering she pulls her fingers out and licks them clean while making rather intense eye contact with you before going to fumble with her now uncomfortably tight jeans. She lets out a soft hiss as she pulls them down her cock weeping a gooey pearlescent liquid. You let out muffled whines of enjoyment as she rubs her mushroomy tip against your hole teasingly “Aweee little whore does want this!” she coos as she excruciatingly slowly slips inside while you let out muffled whines while tugging against your restraints wanting to dig your fingernails into her soft skin “G-God… your fuck– oh shit… fuckin easy” She gasps out resting her head on your shoulder as she stuffs your poor little cunt full of her cock. It's thick, not quite as long as others… bot god it drags your insides good. “G-Good… this pussy i-is soo go-good… f-fits like a glove… ungghh…” Illi whines out thrusting into you at a fast self satisfying pace
Her cock bullies your insides roughly, causing an orgasm to build up in inside you as her nails dig into your skin enough to draw blood in places “Oghh.. g-gonna fuck– gonna- i’m gonna cum in y-you… fuckin ma-mark my territory” She pants drooling all over your shoulder like a slobbering dog as you feel her hips start to stutter inside you. You feel tears of pure ecstasy dripping down your cheeks as that dam inside you breaks, a muffled wail escaping you as your insides spasm around her. You hear her whimpering as warm gooey seed floods your insides. It's hot and overwhelmingly good.
After a few moments of catching your breaths you feel her fingers gently peeling your now soaked panties from your mouth and pressing a sloppy open mouthed kiss to your sticky spit soaked lips “mm sorry…” she mumbles as her hips begin to rock again… its gonna be a long night.
